Kirk

A cheater on games.

*Playing on SvR2010*

Kirk (3 weeks ago): *Spear* *DDT* *Spear* *Spear* *DDT* *Slide out of ring*

Player 2 (Current time): *Spear* *DDT* *Spear* *Spear* *DDT* *Slide out of ring*

Kirk (Current time): "CHEATER YA CANT THAT DO THAT! I NEVER DID THAT! *puts pad down seething with anger*

by PhilCrustybum September 22, 2011

Kirk

To lie, front, or cap

That motha f*cka was striaght kirkin on my shit.

by We Rep the Pine July 30, 2006

kirk

a person or the act of taking care of a woman that is less than worthy to take care of (i.e, a hoe, skank, or trick, etc.)

1. "Did you Kirk her?" 2. He said that he was going to take his girl out, which basically meant that he's Kirkin' his girl tonight.

by D o n J o n January 10, 2008

Kirk

An jerk-off roommate who eats all the shrimp and takes the good california rolls and leaves you with the shitty ones, even though you paid for them. Also he steals your guitar and amps and claims them as his own.

"Man I finally had to move out of that apartment, I was tired of getting Kirked!"

by Angry Room-mate February 5, 2010

Kirk

A person with a very small cock that will invert by the time hes 20 and also is a big crack head just like his parents.

Dont be a kirk.

by 222222222222222222222223445678 March 14, 2018

Kirk

If u would find a Kirk you would be the luckiest woman alive,Kirk is the most sweetest, amazing, caring, loving and athletic person you will ever meet

You will be very lucky to find a Kirk

by Da_White_Ape_14 May 16, 2019

Kirk

Kirk = bullshit , poop, crock of shit, lie.

Def 2. = Scheme, plot, conjur.

"Get that bag of Kirk off my door step, you get me" = Don't lie to my face.

"Your chatting a bag of Kirk."

"Im brewing a fresh pot of Kirk for this Badman."

"Im gonna lay a Kirk on this rude boy" = Im going to hatch a plan to get this brother.

by Badman MC February 26, 2009