kibble and bits

n.

1. a food most commonly taken in small quantities; a finger food
2. collectively used to describe something of little importance
3. a brand name dog food (aka Kibble'n'Bits)
4. the male genitalia encompassing both the penis (kibble) and the testicles

1. Did you try the sausage? Not bad for kibble and bits.
2. I really couldn't care less. It's really all kibble and bits anyway.
3. He has the biggest kibble and bits of any man I've had.
4. Why did you buy this cheap dog food? You know he only eats Kibble'n'Bits.

by lbjames January 9, 2004

Puppy Kibble

Hot girls under the legal age.

Dude, I have this next door neighbor who is like 13 year-old (jail bait) and she has all her friends over to go in the pool! It's like Puppy Kibble heaven!

by Dirty Dino August 27, 2012

bitch kibble

1. To describe one's penis
2. A meal that a bitch eats

1. I already paid you ho, now get suckin on that bitch kibble.
2. What a waste of money and time. I took her out to that fancy restaurant, and she ordered a $38 plate of bitch kibble. I got nothing at the end of the night, not even a handy

by inventor of bitch kibble February 5, 2014

kibbled

TO BE TOTALLY FUCKED! (woody usually)
cannot walk, talk, or move.
usually this is followed by whitey.
or sitting down naked in tha toilet shoutin, "kid laugh at me"

"woody the wasteman, wast kibbled last nite"

woody- kid got kibbled last nite smokkin barez weed
tom- kid, u are actually a wate man

by Toi Coi August 17, 2007

Kibble Hole

Opening through which a dog takes in food, i.e., a dog's mouth

To a barking dog: "Shut your kibble hole!"

by crawdad January 27, 2005

kibble

cash

Dude I need a bag,you got any kibble on ya?

by Jocko Stabbage May 2, 2009

kibbies

Kibbies is when you get one or more crap item from a clue scroll on runescape

"What did you get on your last few clues?"

"Oh, they were all complete kibbies"

by ::Brad:: July 4, 2007