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Sexy Keyseys

In much the same way Keyseys defines kisses, Sexy Keyseys correctly identifies the act of asking for a sexual favor. Usually is only asked in the form of a text message, however may be spoken aloud to a significant other. Texting or saying Sexy Keyseys, is regarded as the most polite way to ask for a sexual favor. Sexy Keyseys is not just the act of intercourse; can be used to define fellatio or cunnilingus.
Mans text:

Sexy Keyseys?

Womans text:

No Sexy Keyeys. :(
by B10S September 3, 2010
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Kaki Kessem (Poop Magic)

In order to achieve a "Kaki Kessem", there must be no feces on your first wipe after secreting bodily fluids out your bum. If the wiping process exceeds 1 wiping motion, you have failed to achieve a "Kaki Kessem"

Some Rules:
If there are enough feces to require you to even begin a second wipe, you have failed to achieve a "Kaki Kessem".
Similar to the "tuck rule" in the NFL, if you reach for the toilet paper for a second time but decline to touch it, you have achieved a "Kaki Kessem", it is only when the player actually makes contact with the toilet paper does the failing take place. This is referred to as the "Touch Rule".

Writers opinion:
We pretty much all have to be in agreement that a Kaki Kessem is a perfect combination of convenience and pleasure. Truly one of the underrated miracles that exist on this earth....Thank you
"I've only had 2 Kaki Kessems in my life. But boy were those first wipes clean"

"As soon as I realize that I have experienced a Kaki Kessem (Poop Magic) , I immediately text my friend 'man my T.P. is so white dude'"
by Milk4Free May 3, 2013
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Keyster

To visually undress and 'fuck' somebody; to check someone's 'assets' out intensely, most commonly as they pass
As the milf walked by the two teenage males, they thoroughly keystered her large ass and double-D's.
by Violet! October 20, 2008
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keysersozee

Playing Pacific Poker, Possibly the HUGEST hacker in the world. Winning nearly every hand before the flop. He is hated by many, especially one who goes by the name of "DrKikass"; who beleives he is a cat rapist.
Keyserozee does not talk, because he is to busy counting cards
by Mef March 26, 2005
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Kesser

That kesser is such a bitch
by Harley10118 June 5, 2020
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Keyster

A person that holds the key(s). Whether it be access to something to place or essential information.
1. Ashley has the key to my heart. She's my keyster.
2. Hey Jim, those emails you forwarded about my soon to ex girlfriend really did come in handy. Dude, you're a keyster for sure.
3. DJ Blow's a keyster. He always get us into the hottest parties.
by Optimus Primer April 12, 2010
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bebe kesses

Slur of "baby, kisses." Sweet kisses given by your one & only babe.
"I'm sorry, bebe kesses" "I'm kidding, I'm kidding! Aw, bebe kesses."
by koralei January 18, 2008
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