Keldog

Keldog is a man in his early 60s, 6ft 7 monster that rolls dogs all the time for no reason. he lived around Salisbury north then found a better house in davorens, this house had windows and a sesh shed and 30 minutes of water in the shower a week. he has had a relationship with dave dog but then rolled her for her darts. he has also had an on-and-off friendship with palm dog, one second they will be rolling eshays at ttp interchange and smoking billys in the school toilets then if one of them has the others cone they gonna get rolled for everything they own. keldog is pretty fucken clueless about what's going on in the world all he worries about is his next roll. keldog once called palm a fucking retard and then got his legs taken out and now he has a limp for the rest of his life. when people see keldog they shit themselves because they know their about to get dropped cunt

Fuck its Keldog Lets fucking leg it ayeee

by palm doggy October 21, 2021

Wet Keller

While recieving oral sex the man licks both index fingers and inserts them into the ears of the individual giving the oral sex and pulls the cranium toward their pelvis restricting their vision from their face being into their stomach and making them unable to speak from the penis being deep throated. Hence resulting in them being blind, deaf, and dumb. The Wet Keller.

Sex was wild, I gave that bitch the Wet Keller.

by Nicktastic177 July 2, 2023

The Hellen Keller Wakeup Call

Verb; when you wake up but you do
not open your eyes and you have an
erection so you start masturbating
and right when you ejaculate you open
your eyes and all you see is
magic,sparkledust, and semen so in
one precise there is an action of
cumming,flipping your sheets, and
what is equivalent to a young baby
sheep opening its eyes into a beautiful
world for the first time.

Christian woke up to The Hellen Keller Wakeup call and all he saw was magic and a sense of freedom.

by PussySlayer69420 September 28, 2014

Helen Keller Drunk

The act of being so intoxicated that you are unable to see or speak, and you stumble around bumping into non-moving objects.

I don't remember anything about last night, I was Helen Keller Drunk.

by johnnykikass February 24, 2010

Helen Keller Card

The card with Helen Keller's name on it that always manages to win the round in the game Apples to Apples.

He was jealous because his sister played the Helen Keller Card and won the game.

by PurpleFlags May 16, 2010

Kellan Lutz

A very strong very muscular man who is very very extremly hot and sexy.
he has been in movies like Twilight, Stick It, Accepted, and Ghosts of Goldfield.
he was also a model for abercrombi and fitch
and by the way he is HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

girl 1- "did you see that new picture of kellan lutz on TMZ."
girl 2- "yea man he was so HOT, i love him."

by hiyourgay11 May 6, 2009

Kelcoursing

Kelcoursing is the act of doing absolutely jack shit towards your political candidacy in hopes that brain dead citizens will elect you for being a “good guy.”

“Kassandra is the clear choice for mayor. James has just been kelcoursing these past few months thinking he’s a shoe in.”

by Anhdab August 28, 2021