Helen Keller

When you're getting head from a chick and right before you bust, you box her ears and when she pulls away you nut in her eyes.

That bitch was takin so long, she might as well have been handicapped so I gave her a Helen Keller and peaced out!

She wanted to experiment in the bed room so I surprised her and gave her a Helen Keller. She wasn't too stoked.

by Freakin' Fantastic April 18, 2010

Helen Keller

Playing a FPS game with the TV turned off, therefore being unable to see or hear what's happening in the game. The term comes from a woman from the past called Helen Keller who was blind and deaf.

Black Ops was getting fucking boring last night, so I went Helen Keller.

by Arblegif February 25, 2011

Helen Keller

When you cum in both of a girls eyes and ram your cock down her throat so she has trouble speaking.

I felt like a miracle worker when I gave Sarah the Helen Keller.

by Andy Strong February 14, 2006

Hellen Keller

A drink that is generally consumed in the form of a shot. It consists of equal parts Gin and Tequila and is garnished with a lemon or lime.

Careful there, too many Hellen Keller's in one night can cause you to act like her the next morning!

by Xabu September 9, 2011

Hellen Kellered

When you are getting head, and pull your dick out and cum in the girls eyes. While you're doing this you clap you're hands over her ears (ya know hard enough so she cannot hear for a little bit). Now she can't see or hear, just like Hellen Keller!

I Hellen Kellered your Mom last night.

by Pat Phillips April 20, 2008

The Helen Keller

When a girl is giving a guy a blowjob, the guy puts both of his hands over her ears and pulls her as far onto his cock as possible (this works best with a guy who has a large bush and doesn't manscape). Then she can't hear anything, can't see anything, and essentially cannot speak coherently.

Yao gave Kari The Helen Keller and she couldn't see when Adam came in the room to watch.

by Beldar ND June 7, 2007

helen keller

verb.
When you're looking for something without any idea where it is... to figure something out without conventional help.

We're lost. Want to stop and ask for directions? Nah, I'll just Helen Keller my way there.

by PepperdineLex March 27, 2007