Please kill me

This word is what you say when you are either really depressed, trying to be emo, or actually want to die. The main people who say this have never been laid, just broke up, or are in true pain and agony. It is also a common phrase when there is a test and you didn't study. It is also usually said by the same guy that says We had homework?

Dude 1: Did you study for the test today?
Dude 2: What test?
Dude 1: Are you a cumberbatch only the test we were preparing for 3 weeks

Dude 2: please kill me

Please kill me by Mr. Soviet Stapler March 28, 2018

bro you tryna kill me?

Someone scared of "hahaha"

Hahaha.
Bro you tryna kill me?

bro you tryna kill me? by Ineednamjesus October 17, 2017

Marshall Gonna Kill Me

Marshall Gonna Kill Me is also another meaning of the abbreviation MGK.

Guy: Do you like MGK?
Me: Heck no!
I like Marshall Gonna Kill Me MGK

Marshall Gonna Kill Me by mnmseminem July 28, 2019

Please fucking kill me 

When you hear something around and look it up and the definition is extremely creepy and/ or illegal.

Random guy: have you heard of Loli?
Other guy: *looks it up* oh my fucking god please fucking kill me.

Please fucking kill me by Death boi January 20, 2019

God please kill me

Something you say when you're depressed.
You aren't suicidal but you wish that you were because then maybe people would notice the pain you're confronted with daily. If you are suicidal, call 1-800-273-8255 it's going to be okay.

John: God please kill me
God: You don't mean that haha
John: I know but I could really use a hug right now

God please kill me by sereklsj March 10, 2022

Please, Kill me 

Said by the Spy in the 2007 game Team Fortress 2, This is one of many lines such as "Off to visit your mother!"

Red Spy: Please, Kill me

Blu Solider: No, Talk

Please, Kill me by Please, Kill me September 20, 2021

omg kill me 

when something terrible happens

"brad asked me out. like. omg kill me!"

omg kill me by the_cody_wolf November 24, 2020