junktified

Spellbound by garbage, or, inspired by garbage to make some repurposed artwork

I'm totally Junktified, we should make a lamp out of that Bidet!

by Cedric Baker March 13, 2017

Retroactive Justification

When you call someone out who's wronged you and they try to use your response, anger, or retaliation to justify what they did.

Person A: "I only lied because I knew you'd react like this!"
Person B: "That's some retroactive justification bullshit! That's not how time works. The cause happens BEFORE the result, dumbass!"

by Gaius315 March 16, 2022

Jupified

To destroy, dominate, or own

Damn, that bitch just got jupified in the football game

by patrick1234517651 February 1, 2006

junkified

the process of placing or rubbing of one's junk on an object that belongs to another person that should not normally come into contact with said junk, causing distress to the junkee. It has been made into a game "Where has my junk been?" to be played with roommates and coworkers.

"I junkified your cell phone while you were gone - aren't you going to answer it ?"

by Stryker1 March 17, 2008

bustified

An object that has been broken severely, most likely beyond repair.

You should see the car he wrecked the other day. It is bustified!

by Ryan Kelly September 2, 2008

justification

Justification, verb, the act of making excuses for your foolish actions. Can be used as another form of blagging.

justification of why you shagged your sister is easy

by Pickle March 8, 2005

justification

The act of making something extremely gay and jewish; named after Justin

Skateboarding was totally cool until it underwent a complete justification.

by JT Dollar Sign November 8, 2003