joust and run

to jack off (Made up bye Eric and Matt)

Man im horny i gotta joust and run!

by Ferrariguy July 17, 2006

jousey

A northern English expression for person/persons who are undeservedly lucky

You jousey bastards - when taking about Manchester United winning again yet again on a referee's misjudged decision.

You jousey fucker - as your opponent pots the black of the break in a game of pool.

by Chris from Oldham January 19, 2007

Blimp Jousting

When two portly, naked, upper class gentlemen engage in the ancient and noble game of jousting with their reproduction appendages in one of their finely adorned bedchambers.

'My word, you're looking splendid this evening Lord Hardwood! Shall we lose these garments and retire to my living quarters?'

'Indubitably good sir, Blimp Jousting is it?'

by Beenie Blackbuckles October 12, 2011

no joust

A phrase that claims something as yours with absolute certainty. Can not be overridden.

I call shotgun, no joust

by Big Mike April 25, 2004

cack joust

to thrust forcefully with ones erect penis

I will cack joust you in the back

by Mitchelll September 3, 2006

Mud Jouster

One who prefers to use the tradesman's entrance even when the front door is open; one whose preferred route for the delivery of pleasure is the Hershey Highway; one who packs brown, dairy and sugar-based confectionery in a Devon factory for a living; one who finds mud on the end of his lance after same-sex shenanigans.

Origins: 'The Little Book of Essential English Swear Words'

‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at his drink – it’s a half pint.’

‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at the way he stands.’

‘You can tell he’s a mud jouster.’ ‘How?’ ‘Look at the shit on the end of his cock.’

by Stewart Ferris July 11, 2004

jouss

Ja-aaw-sS
Excelent, Productive and/or cool

that remix is jouss as a mother fucker

by Chadd Webb February 2, 2008