Johann is a sweet, kind, romantic, funny, lazy, smart, shy person who likes to get clown. He can be shy at first but once you get to know him he tends to get funky. He can be really smart but only when he's trying, he can be really lazy at times and will be the kind of person to sleep in class all day. He's not very athletic and is more of a inside I like a/c better. Johann is a really romantic person and loves to have the lover feel like he's the one, he's also amazing in bed and a good kisser. Johann can be really sweet and make anyone special.
Woah he's sooo funny he must be a Johann.
Omg what a sweet guy, that's a Johann right there.
Did you see the score on the test Johann got, but he hates school though.
Omg you should see Johann in bed he's a whole other person!
Omg what a sweet guy, that's a Johann right there.
Did you see the score on the test Johann got, but he hates school though.
Omg you should see Johann in bed he's a whole other person!
by A Shy Guy September 1, 2019
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1) Noun: Swedish hockey player for the Detroit Redwings. Nicknamed 'The Mule' for his large physical size, Franzen was noted for an outstanding year in the 2008 NHL playoffs.
2) Adjective: Something with great value and general high regard.
3) Verb: To conquer with ease. Often used in a sexual context.
1) Noun: Swedish hockey player for the Detroit Redwings. Nicknamed 'The Mule' for his large physical size, Franzen was noted for an outstanding year in the 2008 NHL playoffs.
2) Adjective: Something with great value and general high regard.
3) Verb: To conquer with ease. Often used in a sexual context.
1) "When I grow up, I want to be just like Johan Franzen."
"No one can stop the Franzen."
2) "This beer is fuckin Franzen."
"Damn girl, you lookin' Franzen tonight. Let me buy you a drink"
3) "I Franzened that physics final this morning."
"That girl in the red? Yeah, I Franzened that last thursday."
"No one can stop the Franzen."
2) "This beer is fuckin Franzen."
"Damn girl, you lookin' Franzen tonight. Let me buy you a drink"
3) "I Franzened that physics final this morning."
"That girl in the red? Yeah, I Franzened that last thursday."
by Hoodedcarrot April 30, 2008
Get the Johan Franzen mug.Johan is a very fun-loving guy who deserves the world. He is highly intelligent and can master anything he sets his mind to, he just sometimes has trouble believing in himself. Johan is meant to be an entrepreneur, or be a leader of some company. He is very creative and has strong leadership qualities. Johan is rich, filled with wealth and abundance, and will have such a great impact on this world. People usually adore Johan and tend to gravitate towards him. He has great charisma and good energy. Johan is very handsome but is not cocky about it. He can grow a nice beard... and he looks like such an alpha male. He can eat p... like no other. He is very skilled in that and anyone that dates him is very lucky. He loves nature and likes to enjoy the simple things in life especially when it's with someone he loves. He's a catch... The whole package. Johan if you see this, you are amazing... keep striving for more, as you are meant for such amazing things in this life.
Johan is so inspiring
by sugabuga December 14, 2020
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Johany: is a keeper
by YOURSTRULYFOREVER April 18, 2018
Get the Johany mug.The hot hippie chick who had sex for the enviromental organization Fuck for Forest on stage at a Cumshots concert in Norway.
by tokerat July 10, 2004
Get the Leona Johansson mug.A very laid-back teaching philosophy centered around understanding large concepts by the time a test appears. Often incorporating cartoons and powerpoints with strange pictures (see also: lolcats), this coffee-fueled teaching style usually varies from a standard classroom procedure.
Any Jochamist teacher will most likely emit odd noises, loud interjections, various poses, and offer blunt criticism to students.
Any Jochamist teacher will most likely emit odd noises, loud interjections, various poses, and offer blunt criticism to students.
"What is your new teacher like?"
"Oh, he's a total Jochamist. We walked into his room and immediately smelled coffee, and then we watched bugs bunny the rest of the period."
"My teacher must believe in Jochamism. We just saw a powerpoint on how to 'Not do so bad in class' and were told 'If being you doesn't work, be someone else.'"
"Oh, he's a total Jochamist. We walked into his room and immediately smelled coffee, and then we watched bugs bunny the rest of the period."
"My teacher must believe in Jochamism. We just saw a powerpoint on how to 'Not do so bad in class' and were told 'If being you doesn't work, be someone else.'"
by HSstudent April 10, 2012
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