Jonathon Philips

A good person and would be there whenever the problem. The best person that I've seen. When meeting a girl, he sometimes gets angry

"I love that Jonathon Philips".

by Lilypug123 September 27, 2020

Jonathon EGG

A Jonathon EGG, The most beautiful, Sweetest, and Kindest person. Not just a name, But a creative master who creates masterpieces with everything they touch! Treats everyone they meet like family with a kind ear and a gentle soul. Who tells people they love them in creative ways that are unlike anyone else you would ever meet. A voice that is so alluring, a smile that is so beautiful it can brighten up the gloomiest days and room, and a laugh that is so infectiously adorable. You will think about them for days, nights, they will never leave your mind when they come into your life. your life will be forever changed. Anyone would be so lucky to meet and be around a Jonathon EGG.

Person 1: Why are you on your phone so much?
Person 2: My best friend is a Jonathon EGG...

by H3lloKitity December 6, 2023

White Jonathon

When you insert cocaine into your urethra before having sex.

Mark: "Hey you hook up with Angie last night?"
Steve: "Yea man I gave her the White Jonathon"

by Scuba Supreme April 4, 2023

Jonathon

The person who says "CHECK" after checking someone in a chess match 💀

Jonathon: "Check"
Jacob: "Why did you say that 💀"

by chessplayer1124 May 5, 2023

Jonathon

He's a legend with a huge penis, his choise of water bottles is questionable but he's much better than Lewis at hitting a fat one tap. He's no stranger to pulling his friends mum's, HE IS JUST A LEGEND #shazza

Sandra: "Jonathon has a huge penis and is sick at cod"

by Jonathon Big PP November 5, 2019

Jonathon

He is that shrimpy white kid in your theater class. Jonathon is the type of guy youʻll find playing the game Celeste on his computer and who will write monologues about being at the cemetary. He will often refer to JTM as his leige or John the Superior. When he likes someone heʻll try to be very secretive about it, but if youʻre his friend youʻll know exactly who he likes right away. A Jonathon will often say the word “Poggers” or call you a dummy a lot. In addition, he will bully you for being short or straight, and then will ask you how tall you are. Even though sometimes he can be annoying, he will do his best to hype you up and you guys can be blanket burrito twins together. Heʻll make you laugh a lot and heʻs a great friend to have even though his discord name is ʻImTheBiggestBoy’.

Jonathon likes to make use of the word poggers.

by Rose King 🌹 December 2, 2020

Jonathon

legendary name of awesomeness, hot, and sexiness

Jonathon is hot OMG!!

by Jonathon the awesome name April 16, 2021