Jonathon loves AFL and he is very fucking skinny. He is white like a vampire and is super bloody tall. How does anyone get so tall *crying emoji insert here*
He's also gay ;)
He's also gay ;)
by Yournanisyadad November 8, 2022
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by Your local neighbor Fred October 14, 2019
Get the Jonathon mug.Jonathon a Funny, cute,and nice Guy. He plays sports and is very fast. Most the girls like him for having muscles and his sense of humor. He plays lots of video games at home with his friends on his computer. Although, some girls know him for having a small private. He is a very honest guy and would be good to be friends with.
Bell: OMG Jonathon is so cuteee! Your lucky to have him as your bf.
Hannah: Ya but, he has such as tiny private
Bell: Oh. Really?
Hannah: Yeah i'm disappointed
Hannah: Ya but, he has such as tiny private
Bell: Oh. Really?
Hannah: Yeah i'm disappointed
by TheTruthIsToBeTold May 8, 2018
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"hey have you seen the JonaTHON races yet?"
"yeah the new record of 1 hour was set, the 100 is really tough for some people"
"yeah the new record of 1 hour was set, the 100 is really tough for some people"
by GreyPjamas April 8, 2024
Get the JonaTHON mug.Now this some guy right here. You will hate him and love him all at the same time time, hate him more. If you ever encounter a problem, contact him for the solution because he will always have the answer. He's funny and charming, but the more he talks, you will begin to lose brain cells. He is a great a great and you can always count on him for adventures, but be smart because he sure isn't, he will instigate stupid adventures that sound fun at first but are horrible once in the midst. Overall, if you ever encounter a Jonathon, you're in for a lecture and lab class, all combined in one.
Me: I passed my exam, but I guessed in every problem.
Friend: You are such a Jonathon
I'm having trouble pay my bills, what would Jonathon do?
Life isn't as simple as a Jonathon makes it seem to be
Friend: You are such a Jonathon
I'm having trouble pay my bills, what would Jonathon do?
Life isn't as simple as a Jonathon makes it seem to be
by MR_WhatsIt2Ya November 23, 2021
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Get the Jonathon mug.Jonathon is Jonathon just spelled right. He is so good looking and is a decent height. Many will say he's the kind’ve boy they imagine they’re dream husband. He is also so good at basketball
by beverly123876 September 16, 2021
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