Jonacide

The desire to or act of destroying each and every one of The Jonas Brothers and/or their fans.

1 - This feeling is usually aquired by underground bands that could never get publicity like The Jon-Ass Brothers despite being more talented.

2 - It can also be aquired by someone that finds themself in a situation where they must talk to a Jonafied individual in a musical subject not concearning The Jonas Buttbuddies.

1 - Hey, Sean, I figured out why your band can't get famous!

Why?

Cuz everyone's too busy loving those butt buddies!

Who? Slipknot? (Yeah, I said it!)

No, The Jonas Brothers!

Ugh, but we can play circles around them! That makes me want to commit Jonacide...

2 - Hey, Tiffany, did you hear that the guy that shot John Lennon just got released on bail?

Who's John Lennon? Sounds like a JB knockoff!

(Stab, eat the body)

by Magical Leopluridon July 7, 2009

Jonas Brothers Hater

Anyone who got a least a taste for real music

Some Bitch"Fuck you!!, Jona brother are hot and know what their singing,you Jonas Brothers Hater!!" Me(having a conversation about i don't like the Homobrother and then interrupted by a 13 year old girl that came from no where)" Know what they singing?!!,then don't know what their singing first it about sex,then go on about purity ring,if you want music try Frank Sinatra" Some bitch"Who that singer that my dad like?, old and not music!!" Me"Sigh" they know nothing these day"

by Nelson666 September 7, 2009

Jonas

Jonas is one of the most best person you'll ever met. He is just so much fun to be around and he'll make you laugh so much. He super talented and smart, he has the best personality. He'll always be there even when you screwed. He that one person that you'll fall in love with and always be in love with. If you ever met a Jonas, you're one of the luckiest person ever. He'll always be on your mind, and he super good looking.

Have you met Jonas, he is one of the best.

by Happiness.grace September 10, 2020

Jonabum

Jonabum: describes a person being silly and messing around at the same time.
( the act of someone being silly and messing around )

Hey Jonny you look like a fat gorilla combined with a horse
Jonas stop being such a jonabum

by The worders October 23, 2018

Jonas Brothers

A Word that when you type in "Jonas Brother" in Urban Dictionary, you get a bunch of hate comments saying they are shitty. But if you search Joe Jonas you get a bunch of girly positive comments for some reason.

1. Joe Jonas 1124 up, 513 down

a member of the best band ever- Jonas Brothers

very manly, beautiful, funny, plays the tambourine
brother of Kevin, Frankie and Nick Jonas

1. Jonas Brothers 3883 up, 1774 down

A shitty, pop, rock band that makes it harder to apperecite good music today.

by Jonas?? August 2, 2009

Jonas

The artifact with the most amount of chromosomes known to man, it is said that Jonas has about 5000 chromosomes!

Bruh do you have more chromosomes than Jonas?

by minecraftproffecianal112 April 11, 2021

Jonah Question

A question that often goes beyond the scope of what is currently being learned. This question requires a lengthy explanation from the instructor, effectivly robbing other students of help.

Man, ANOTHER Jonah Question!?!?! I've had to piss for two hours!

by Doostien June 29, 2008