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johnny marzetti

n. A casserole composed of low-grade ground beef, onions, crushed tomatoes, tomato sauce, and pasta, common in Ohio elementary school cafeterias. The most vile substance ever served for lunch. Trivially easy to prepare, and cheap to make it is a favorite of school administrators.
My first experience with johnny marzetti was also my last. After that, I had my mom pack my lunch for me (in a Star Wars lunchbox).
by SkidMarkyMark October 18, 2006
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Johnny On The Spot

Being ready to perform a task or duty right away, being there for something;reliable
When the firefight starts, you have to be my Johnny on the Spot with the ammo.
by Jeff K August 7, 2005
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Johniyah

Johniyah is a very sensitive person, she's scared to show her true feelings. She is really beautiful. Really annoying but she going to have your back and give you the best advice she can. She tries to be friends with everyone. Johniyah has a lot of friends but she only trust some of them. She's gets mad really quick. But shes a funny and good friend.
johniyah is a friend that ever wish for.
by Harmorny November 28, 2018
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Johnny Silverhand

Johnny Silverhand is a central character throughout the Cyberpunk series, as well as an influential Rockerboy and the lead singer of the band Samurai. It was revealed that Johnny will be played by Keanu Reeves in the upcoming Cyberpunk 2077.
Wake the fuck up Samurai, we have a city to burn. -Johnny Silverhand
by gaynon June 16, 2019
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Johnny Now

A person who is crushing it in cryptocurrency and life. Hard for men and women to not desire a Johnny Now.
"I thought this guy was typical, he was a Johnny come lately. But seeing his fat stacks, he has got that Johnny Now energy"
by CMak_ February 3, 2021
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johnny suh

a: yo whos ur bias in nct
b: dilf line
a: so... johnny suh, kun, yuta, jaehyun?
b: precisely
by wayv! September 4, 2021
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One Pound Johnny

a.) A male sex partner who ejaculates after a single thrust.

b.) A British brand of mail-order condoms.
Alice was hoping that their session would at least last more than a minute, but Alan turned out to be a one pound Johnny.
by Johnny Panic September 11, 2012
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