JohnlinVro

A person who is shy and eat pop tarts.

JohnlinVro slapped his cousin’s neck and ran away.

by Henry the third February 17, 2019

Johnnie

Johnnie is a very pretty girl who loves to play sports. She has amazing friends and an amazing boyfriend. She usually fan girls over boys She can get annoying sometimes but at the end you still lover her.

Wow look at Johnnie

by Get a Johnnie April 11, 2019

johniesha

one annoying ass bitch,but loves everything. yeah,she can be a whiny bitchass hoe but you can learn to live with it.

“and i was like- omg..”
“what chad?”
“it’s johniesha,brad...”
“oh no-“

by flamin.gucci April 13, 2019

Johnnie

Johnnie...wow this dude is literally the best guy in the world, but no one sees it and the only woman in his life should be named Lauren because she loves his giant cock

You see Lauren over there she needs a Johnnie

by Jason carlo October 15, 2019

Johnlike

When someone feigns naivety or stupidity in order to avoid any responsibilities or plans, usually they themselves have made.

‘She’s not coming because she thought it was next month? She organised the whole thing! Why is she so johnlike?!’

‘Work asked him to come in on Monday, but he said he couldn’t because he had lots of work that day. He’s so johnlike...’

by Salmonslapper November 1, 2019

johnieheren

that is riding the grass with a chocomouse in your hand while it is 9 degrees outside

Mom, me and dad are gonna johnieheren!

by teabaggingshitword March 10, 2020

johnsie

A member of St John's College, Oxford

A: You go to St. John's College?

B: Yep! Central location, cheap accommodation, £££, pint at the Lamb and Flag right within reach - also needs to divest from fossil fuels ^_^
A: Spoken like a true Johnsie.

by anonymous September 7, 2020