Muddy pink jammer

A penis that has gone from anus to vagina.

John gave his girlfriend a muddy pink jammer, And now she has a nasty infection.

by joey pea pot November 6, 2016

handy jammer

Verb-a hand job or to jerk off.

Ex: tom got a handy jammer from nancy behind the shed.
Ex: my mom walked in while I was giving myself a handy jammer.

by vasshole September 27, 2010

jimeria

Something that is very rare to find, very valuable.

One in a million

He always wanted a Jimeria to feel complete in life.

by Blackredstarr December 20, 2016

The Lincoln log jammer

A sexual move where a man has a women shit on his dick and then jams his poop covered dick into said female's mouth while singing the national anthem.

Last night I did the Lincoln log jammer on Stacy she's still pissed at me.

by SirWoofen January 15, 2020

cricket me jimbers

A combination of shiver me timbers and jiminy cricket. Used when someone is very confused and surprised at the same time. Thus leading them to confuse the sayings shiver me timbers and jiminy cricket.

Cricket me jimbers! Where am I and how did I get here?

by Yacht Captain July 21, 2011

Jammerz

High waisted shorts or jeans that jam right up a girl's vagina, ass, or both. Normally because they are too small.

All the girls on the boardwalk are wearing their jammerz.

She's getting fisted by her jammerz.

by Ryan/Laura July 17, 2014

Jimers

Another name for a type of toe fungus usually seen in elderly people

“Man that old lady in that hot tub had some nasty jimers”

by Soggiest B October 21, 2018