Jarred

A nigga who was supposed to be named Jared but got stuck with an extra r.

Jarred? Shouldn't that be spelled with one r?

by GordionKnot March 30, 2015

Jered Weaver

The best young pitcher in baseball, currently 4-0 with a 1.37 earned run average. Recently optioned to Triple-A Salt Lake because Bill Stoneman and Mike Scioscia are dumbfucks who don't know shit about baseball and think sending down the only consistently good pitcher on the staff will somehow help their last place team. It makes Angel fans sick.

Hey look Jered Weaver piched 7 more shutout innings; let's definitely send him back to the minors.

by disneysucks September 3, 2008

Jerrod

To reach a level of both physical and intellectual eroticism that it makes your body nearly immobile. Usually only experienced by those highly trained in tantra.

Wow...Have you ever experienced Jerrod?

by Turtle Shell February 4, 2010

Jarred

- an amaaaazering guy!
- very cute; very sexy; very adoreable; very nice booty;)
- always fun to be with,talk to; is very funny
- is great for holding hands; giving hugs; giving kisses and

making you happy/ happy happy. (best boyfriend everr)
- alwayssssssss thee best!
- lovee of my life :)<3

Me: dont you wish you had a Jarred?? I know you do, but only i can. haa :)

by desireedesiree January 2, 2010

Jerrydick

An unexpected, surprisingly positive trait or quality, often secret, that is had by someone who is disproportionately negative, average or lackluster.

The term is an omage to the character “Jerry Gergitch” from the mockumentary series Parks and Rec who is mercilessly mocked and disrespected by everyone, but is revealed later on to have an incredibly large penis.

Tom has to be the biggest moron I’ve ever met, but his Jerrydick is that he’s an incredible guitar player.

by Mercynary(kik) March 24, 2019

Roller Jerked

When an athlete's roller (equipment that breaks down lactic acid) is loaned out to ONE person, but ends up going around to many people.

Dude, your running buddy just got roller jerked!

by RunnerBoy June 15, 2016

Dirty Jerrell

When a man pleasures you by sticking a piece of fried chicken through a female’s vagina and pours gravy in a female’s ear and drinks the gravy out of the ear

I was at my mans house and he gave me the Dirty Jerrell

by ricewithduhspringroll April 27, 2020