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Jerky Slicer

While receiving a blowjob from a chick with braces, you panic at the moment of climax and Donkey Punch her in the head. She then clamps down on your penis and jerks back slicing your man meat to shreds.
I was driving to church Sunday getting a blowjob from Karen when a dog ran out in the street. I paniced and Donkey Punched her, she gave me a Jerky Slicer and I hit a tree.
by Big Dave69 September 19, 2009
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jerkasserfist

when a person is a series of mean. containing jerk and ass and some one who diserves a throat punch. and the fist part makes it sound a little more real.
1. lauren is a jerkasserfist becuase she ate my last cookie.
2. what a jerkasserfist, that guy just totaly ran a stop sign and hit my on my bike.
by birdy s..p..i..e..r..s July 21, 2009
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Jerky Gene

An unfortunate trait among young American males that inspires them to obsess over sports, sculpt their hair in lizard like patterns, and have a tendency to start yelling and speaking loudly upon drinking many beers. They also are predominately known to wear flip flops, which goes against nature, for no normal man willingly exposes his feet.
Joe: "Yo Drew, do you see what I see? That guy is wearing pink flip flops. My mother has the same ones.."
Drew: "Wow, yeah, he definitely has the Jerky Gene.."
by Oobatzz March 6, 2010
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jerkable

When a picture or video is just sexy enough to get off to.
damn did you see her new Instagram post that shit was jerkable for sure.
by Tkabpro March 14, 2016
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Grief jerkey

grief jerkey is any cooked meat that is eaten during periods of intense greiving over the loss of a loved one. Typically the meat is of the portable variety such as cold cuts, hot dogs, or when doing things properly..sausage. Grief jerkey is well known to be beloved by the Irish, and is typically enjoyed out of the back of an open car trunk in the parking lot of a funeral home after a wake or funeral service.
(overheard at Tone's wake) "Hey Schmitty...grab me another cold one and toss me a piece of grief jerkey while you are at it"
by tuesdaywine July 10, 2009
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cunt jerky

an old lady's cunt lips that are all dried out and hard.
I was looking for some easy poontang at the old folks home but all i found was cunt jerky
by Benny the Pig November 2, 2010
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Shit Jerky

The process of putting your shit in a food dehydrator and making beef jerkey out of your shit.
"Wow Mike, i really want to buy some beef jerky but it costs $5.95 a bag so i will make shit jerky out of the beef jerky i ate last night".
by Koch Master June 20, 2009
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