Jeebus

Contrary to the previous post saying Jeebus was taken from Frank Zappa's "Them or Us" album from the song "Heavenly Pocketbook", actually there is no such song on that album. On a different album, "You Are What You Is" there is a song called "Heavenly Bank Account", but this still doesn't mention Jeebus, though it does mention not "gwine up to hebbin". I agree that Matt Groening is on record as a big Zappa fan, but so far I can't find that Zappa used the term Jeebus for Jesus, though it is clearly something that Zappa would do (and maybe did in a live concert?).

I'm sorry Jeebus! Forgive me Jeebus!

by Nanook April 20, 2005

Jeebus

Jeebus is a word in place of jesus it works just as well

HOLY ba Jeebus!!!

by ur mom September 24, 2003

Jeebus

The way black people pronounce jesus.

O lordy lordy! May jeebus help us all! O lordy!

by b3n February 12, 2005

Jeebus

Jeebus is a mocking term used in place of Jesus Christ. It is used by those who reject Christ as Lord and those who have no idea who He is. The term Jeebus originated with satan himself and it is spewed by ignorant people who shall one day answer to God for every word they speak.

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by Disciples of the Cross December 8, 2009

Jeebus

Only one person got the origin of this right, it's from the simpsons!!! Homer is too stupid to know Jesus' name, so he says Jeebus

Rev. Lovejoy: Homer, were sending you as a missionary to spread the Christian religion

Homer: Huh? But I don't even believe in Jeebus! (5 sec. later...) Jeebus! Help me Jeebus!

by Ramin November 29, 2003

Jello Jezus

A very homo-sexual small statue of Jezus made completely out of a small, blonde, British kids jizz, which one may use for pleasuring their rectum.

"Want to go make a Jello Jezus?"
"Only if i can swallow the jizz then barf it up on to your chest"
"Great, then i'll shove it in my rectum"

by Jamesnuttall April 17, 2009

Jeebus

A word used in place of Jesus as a less offensive way of saying it. Originated from the Simpsons, but has found its way into a whole lot of other things.

"Hey, guys, on page 375 it says Jeebus."
"It's supposed to say Jesus, right?"

by TheBurninator December 9, 2003