by Topwaffler November 6, 2020
Get the Jakub mug.He is very smart and attractive. EVERYONE likes him. Is a good leader and Jakeb’s are normally born in October. He is AMAZING Jakeb sucks at Fortnite but life is not about Fortnite. Jakeb’s are veryyyyyyyyyyyyyy short.
But no big things can bring him down.
But no big things can bring him down.
by Valerio Sernicoliflower November 22, 2018
Get the Jakeb mug.Jakeball is a derrogotary term used in scotland to refer to a chronic alcoholic. For example some old guy drinking cheap cider at half past eight in the morning is most likely a Jakeball. This phrase is often shortened to "Jakey" or "Jake".
The word "Jake'd" can be used to describe a state of extreme or disgracefull drunkeness in an affectionate way without implying that the drunken person is an alcoholic.
The word "Jake'd" can be used to describe a state of extreme or disgracefull drunkeness in an affectionate way without implying that the drunken person is an alcoholic.
1"I found some Jakeball passed out on my car this morning"
2"my dad is a fucking Jake, the cunt nicked my last cans out of the fridge"
3"I was well Jaked last night, did I leave my shoes at your place?"
4"no I dont have any spare change ya Jakey bastard"
2"my dad is a fucking Jake, the cunt nicked my last cans out of the fridge"
3"I was well Jaked last night, did I leave my shoes at your place?"
4"no I dont have any spare change ya Jakey bastard"
by glamourfailurezone September 8, 2008
Get the jakeball mug.someone who cant afford to wash.
someone who smells, steals from amy, with scraggy hair, speaks like a begoi and wears handy-dooners.
someone who smells, steals from amy, with scraggy hair, speaks like a begoi and wears handy-dooners.
by amy hogg December 15, 2008
Get the jakebomb mug.by Senor Swanky March 16, 2004
Get the jakubowski mug.n. 1. The only boy who knows how to hold your hand.
2. Makes your stomach turn with butterflies.
3. The realize why you're smiling right now.
4. A name that comes out when the alcohol goes down.
2. Makes your stomach turn with butterflies.
3. The realize why you're smiling right now.
4. A name that comes out when the alcohol goes down.
Awww Jakeboy, you're the greatest person in the world. I've spent forever to feel this way, and I can't believe you feel it too.
by kickoutthejams January 5, 2005
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