Jakeb

Jakeb is the worlds most amazing guy .
No one could ever understand how perfect he is .
When Jakeb smiles it makes your heart melt, he could make everyone in the room smile .
All women flock to him .

with out even trying. he makes the world go round .
Jakeb is life its self, everyone loves him
Jakeb is perfect in every way

Girl1: Is that Jakeb ? He is HOT!

Girl2: Yes . I Know he is perfect.

by jakebisaqt January 14, 2021

Jakob and Meadow

This is the worlds best couple and they can never be separated. These two people should get married.

Jakob and Meadow are so cute together.

by Mr.carrot November 20, 2022

Jakob Gundermann

A typical German dude with a middle part who DJ's at frat parties. Often considered "above average" by his girlfriend but in reality is a 4/10 with a 5 inch peen. His best attribute is wearing his "U of T Soccer Backpack" around campus.

Damn, Jakob Gundermann was looking mad sexy on that DJ booth at dke last night!

by oh_behave November 22, 2022

Get Away Jakob Gay

The magic spell which keeps Jakob away from you.

If Jakob ever comes close to you just shout: "Get away Jakob gay" and he is compelled by a higher power to flee

by FlipperFrank January 9, 2020

jakeonmalia

when a Jake goes to Malia with the lads and gets contacts to replace his glasses because he knows girls out there won't think he has little eyes because thats what everyone who knows he wears glasses thinks, he also doesn't wear shorts for the whole holiday and instead goes out in formal attire.

Girl 1: who is that spicy mysterious character and why isn't he wearing shorts?

Girl 2: i dunno but he's kinda sexy and his eyes are of normal size

Jake: my target is 2 girls a night

Everyone: woooo jakeonmalia

by droneon January 18, 2013

Jakob

Caring, Scrumptious, Extremely thoughtful, Eyes you could look into forever, Huge hearted, Selfless, Sexy, Beautiful person inside and out, Most wonderful person to come in contact with.

Jakob are you a Jakobatron?

Man that Jakob is so sniggley!

Jakob is scrumptious!

by Miss PB&J March 4, 2011

Jakob

Big Dick boi

Jakob has a big dick nigga he does

by Lenient October 19, 2018