An emphatic drunken voicemail that no one can make out what was said when listened to. Sounds like mostly loud grunts and/or noises
you jakemailed me last night at 2 in the morning, it sounded like you were dying. Do you remember what you were saying?
by Itsyaboy3 December 27, 2010
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Girl: Why doesnt he notice me?
Boy: Oh who Jakeir? He is trying to be somebody in life. He is to focused.
Boy: Oh who Jakeir? He is trying to be somebody in life. He is to focused.
by Mille Millz December 18, 2014
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by asswann May 24, 2017
Get the Jakeem mug.A Jakeum is morsel of candy likened to marshmallow peeps, except these are in the shape of the mythical creature the world knows as Jake. A short, stocky, boy shape, with a disgruntled expression painted on the face, and a black spot on the top of its head to represent "Jake's" awkward haircut.
A mere squeezing of the Jakeum’s round belly results in a loud, high-pitched squeak of desperation.
The main feature that distinguishes a Jakeum from a peep is that rather then being coated in sugar, this marshmallow treat is coated in salt.
A mere squeezing of the Jakeum’s round belly results in a loud, high-pitched squeak of desperation.
The main feature that distinguishes a Jakeum from a peep is that rather then being coated in sugar, this marshmallow treat is coated in salt.
"I bought my girlfriend a box of Jakeums for Valentines Day, and she went into hypertensive crisis and stroked out after eating three of them."
by Korey11 March 4, 2009
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by Da Fuck1 October 28, 2013
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by Srndn3 January 8, 2020
Get the jakesmellslikeasshole mug.A girl with a beautiful personality and a great sense of style. She loves to wear platform shoes and loves to go shopping. She is a comedian and laughs out loud. She has many talents, and she is creative. You can always count on her, and she makes for a great friend.
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