Jaxon

A cool chicky who is everything a guy could ever wish for and then some. Also someone who is a great friend and always there in a time of need.

"Wow, I can't believe you broke up with the Jaxon, she was the best thing ever"

Or "You're always there for me, you such a Jaxon"

by Jackie December 30, 2003

jaxon

A word for someone who is full of sh*t. Such as if some one lies a lot then they would be called jaxon

Person 1- I got hit by a car
Person 2 whatever jaxon

by lukejawalker May 8, 2014

Jaxon

A Stinky, smelly, repulsive, 15 year old boy who looks like the chef from ratatouille.

Jaxon? Oh the kid from ratatouille?

by Gianna_Melena_Evon May 22, 2022

Jaxon

A boy who does not know how to separate his feelings from actual problems. Has developed a major victim complex and is incapable of realizing the world does not revolve around him. Self-centered and only treats people well to get reactions out of them.

look! Jaxons trying to get attention again!

Jaxon broke my heart, even though I knew his sorry ass wasn't worth it.

by THESILENTREVENGER December 29, 2021

Jaxon

A nerd who has a big mouth, but still manages to have a heart of gold.

"Jaxon always has something to say, it's interesting."

by G0R1LLAZ February 20, 2018

Jackonomous Linkasaurus

A pre-historic creature make completely of beef jerky.

A staple in the diet of the mighty Jackonomous Linkasaurus is the smaller Slimterotops Jimeri.

by Adolfalus-Huxley June 25, 2010

Jaxon D

A uncoordinated sloth, who can't play sports worth a shit he also takes his daddy's dick. He likes to watch gay dwarf porn while stroking his dick with horse radish. He also gets sloppy seconds from a close freind .

Some pulled a Jaxon D and accidentally dropped the soap.

by Fluffykittycat69 March 7, 2017