Mommy/Daddy Jacking

When an annoying person, with equally annoying children, decide to insert their children into a conversation where it was otherwise un-warrented.

Steve: "I just got my degree!"

Annoying person: " well I don't have time for a degree, between projectile vomit coming from 8 kids and me being a parent I barely have time for myself."

Steve: "nice Mommy/Daddy Jacking, asshole. Nobody cares."

by GreenWeenie6100 June 24, 2017

packeting

As a computer term, when someone slow downs or stops your internet connection via sending mass-data-packets, this means packeting.

Kiddies like packeting so much..

by 8een May 20, 2008

jacking off

Sexually pleasuring yourself either with your hands or a foreign object.

Jacking off is typical amongst most people.

by Bizzle4Shizzle October 29, 2005

swagger jacking

Stealing somebody else's ways, copying their swagger. Popularized by Juelz Santana.

Newer rappers are always swagger jacking artists like Tupac and B.I.G

by Shelaya December 5, 2005

Jacking the Wheel

When you go slow in the fast lane on the highway and expect people to pass you on the right just because you don't feel like getting the fuck over.

They feel the need its there responsibility to control the traffic speeds.

Buddy 1: "Look at this guy Doing 100 in the fast lane"

Buddy 2: " Yea, fucking guy, quit jacking the wheel"

by TBoarder August 26, 2013

Jacking the beanstock

Beatin your meat

I wanted to masturbate so I started jacking the beanstock.

by gmhcubix August 25, 2016

Jackelin

Jackelin is a prime example of what everyone wants to be. She’s hot and really smart. Her laugh is definitely a great part of her persona! Jackelin loves to be sarcastic and she makes everyone laugh.Jackelin is naturally funny. She’s also extremely loving and will do anything for the people she cares for. She is definitely a trend setter! Most of all she’s really talented and extremely beautiful.

Jackelin is so funny I want to be her.
I love Jackelin’s style!

by Slipperygoo420 January 23, 2021