jacking off

What my Boyfriend does when he doesn't get any pussy for awhile, like when i have my period.

Like when i have my period. Or when I'm away, or when he finds out that I'm fucking his hott sexy brother in the next room.

by Pussy got everythang August 20, 2003

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1. What a man does when his penis erects into a throbbing, veiny, pulsating, kinetic hard-on, stroking the shaft repeatedly up and down with his hand until the penis barfs up massive amounts of white-nut vomit in either a clean, streaming squirt or in a gelatonous, oozing mass.

2. To make one's dick sneeze, throw up, explode, ejaculate, cough up white blood, splooge, climax, orgasm, erupt, belch, detonate, spew, or spit, possibly on another person's face.

3. A person who amounts to nothing, or should not be taken seriously.

1. "Boy, I just watched too much Full House, I need to go jack off".

2. ".. and then she got down on her knees and I jacked off all over her face".

3. "Dude, you need to get up off of your ass and quit watching gay porn, you good for nothing jack off".

by Mr. Friscus February 3, 2010

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if you're under 13: you're not cool enough to know what it means. come back when you wake up and its sticky in your danger zone.

if you're over 13: why the FUCK would you need to look up the definition of "jack off?" did your balls not drop yet?

why the hell would any guy who's hit puberty need to look up what "jack off" means?

by un-dumbassify yourself, please January 3, 2010

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