An emerald that *is* power. Whoever is resilient enough to conceal 100% of it... well.. they might as well be God himself.
The emerald crashed into Earth being carried via Theia long before humanity, and was launched into orbit and caught in the formation ring that eventually created the Moon. During the formation, the emerald was knocked from orbit by a small meteorite and hit Earth again, leaving it to be buried deep in the crust of Earth until 2020, when it was rediscovered and kept in a inert region of spacetime. It remained there until 2022, when it disappeared, taken by an Exeztiel.
The emerald crashed into Earth being carried via Theia long before humanity, and was launched into orbit and caught in the formation ring that eventually created the Moon. During the formation, the emerald was knocked from orbit by a small meteorite and hit Earth again, leaving it to be buried deep in the crust of Earth until 2020, when it was rediscovered and kept in a inert region of spacetime. It remained there until 2022, when it disappeared, taken by an Exeztiel.
"I do not think you understand, this Iranian Emerald is anything and everything, this is not an emerald.. it is God."
by solnava October 28, 2022
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Susie loves the pile driver so last night i switched it up and gave her the Iranian Drill Press. When we finished she asked me to marry her.
by EZontheMic December 31, 2019
Get the Iranian Drill Press mug.is the best youtuber in the whole wide world she’s so pretty! so funny! awesome! cool! loves mexicans curly heads or edgars;) umm don’t talk to irlanda bc she doesn’t like anyone:/ her birthday is july 4th if you didn’t know she makes every guy fall in love not toxic at all😅she gets mad easily so dont play games cause she don’t like that
guy: irlanda mean asf
girl: ikkk that’s why she’s my best friend i love her
guy: stfu dumbass mf no one like hers just you
girl: if you don’t shut yo ass up ima pick yo skinny ass up n throw you off a cliff dont play wit me
guy:i’m sorry
girl: ikkk that’s why she’s my best friend i love her
guy: stfu dumbass mf no one like hers just you
girl: if you don’t shut yo ass up ima pick yo skinny ass up n throw you off a cliff dont play wit me
guy:i’m sorry
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Dude in response to the pajowa i gave you last night, you responded with a massive Iranian Poundcake
by RUMC September 12, 2008
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Get the iranian goggles mug.They are Aryans ("True Aryan Race") Iran was originally called "Iranshahr", meaning "Land of the Aryans"
They are semites as well.
They are not white people, but in the US they are classified as 'white', which is extremely offending to their heritage.
They speak Farsi, not Arabic. (Farsi is mainly a mixture of pure Persian, Arabic, and Turkish) Arabic words are in Farsi due to the Arabs conquering Iran hundreds of years ago. Turkish words are in Farsi because, the Safavid Empire's (one of the three Persian Empires) official language was Turkish.
They are semites as well.
They are not white people, but in the US they are classified as 'white', which is extremely offending to their heritage.
They speak Farsi, not Arabic. (Farsi is mainly a mixture of pure Persian, Arabic, and Turkish) Arabic words are in Farsi due to the Arabs conquering Iran hundreds of years ago. Turkish words are in Farsi because, the Safavid Empire's (one of the three Persian Empires) official language was Turkish.
A stereotypical Iranian is fairly skinned, big nosed, dark haired, brown eyed, EXTREMELY hairy (yes, for BOTH genders), pretty rich yet cheap. They love bargains and free stuff. They have odd accents.
by aguynamedandy October 26, 2005
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