Iphone

An expensive ass overpriced phone that everyone in my school won't shut the fuck up about.

Rich kid: omg you got the Iphone 12 XS S Large V2.0 Wireless charging!

Everyone who has an IQ over 1: Shut the fuck up.

by haha this is name March 9, 2021

iPhone

A fancy looking brick.

I bought a $600 paperweight today. Some people like to call it an iPhone.

by rtil August 6, 2008

Iphone

something that always gets stolen.

yesterday i brought my iphone to school and someone stole it.

by iammothernature August 14, 2009

iPhone

A piece of hardware that's supposed to have the ability to do everything.

You can use your iPhone to cook food.

If you scroll down a little bit more,you'll find the 'grant immortality' option.

by kosaya July 5, 2008

iphone

Probably the most retarded thing a person can buy, seriously, 600$ for an IPOD PHONE. Wow, a basic 100$ phone can play mp3's now, for a bit extra, you can also buy on that has a decent camera, and browse through the internet. This is what all the rich kids want for Christmas. Why waste 600$ on a over rated piece of sh*t phone, when you can buy something better with that money?

IPhone's are overrated.

by Xyoxvietsterx June 26, 2007

iphone

A phone/iPod made by Apple that looks good, so people shell out $600 for it. It doesn't have any actual new technology, and there are several phones that do all the iPhone can do and more for cheaper, but the iPhone is shiny and advertised all the time, so people buy it instead.

Guy 1: I just bought a new iPhone, isn't it awesome?!
Guy 2: Nothing I haven't seen before.. why'd you waste the cash?
Guy 1: Didn't need anything else.
Guy 2: You didn't need that either.
Guy 1: Good point.

by Kritias August 2, 2007

iphone

A fairly good phone with a great user interface. The browser is top notch and easy to use, albeit limited by the slow edge connection. Great for settling arguments using wikipedia or passing time watching youtube.

The iphone isn't the greatest thing ever but I like mine.

by anon321 September 23, 2007