iPhoneitis

After looking at your iPhone for an extended period of time you become near sighted.
I can't read the words on the tv, I have been playing candy crush for three hours on my iPhone, I have iPhoneitis.
by DonnyKidd June 29, 2014
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I bought a $600 paperweight today. Some people like to call it an iPhone.
by rtil July 14, 2008
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Iphone

something that always gets stolen.
yesterday i brought my iphone to school and someone stole it.
by iammothernature August 14, 2009
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A piece of hardware that's supposed to have the ability to do everything.
You can use your iPhone to cook food.

If you scroll down a little bit more,you'll find the 'grant immortality' option.
by kosaya July 05, 2008
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Probably the most retarded thing a person can buy, seriously, 600$ for an IPOD PHONE. Wow, a basic 100$ phone can play mp3's now, for a bit extra, you can also buy on that has a decent camera, and browse through the internet. This is what all the rich kids want for Christmas. Why waste 600$ on a over rated piece of sh*t phone, when you can buy something better with that money?
by Xyoxvietsterx June 05, 2007
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A phone/iPod made by Apple that looks good, so people shell out $600 for it. It doesn't have any actual new technology, and there are several phones that do all the iPhone can do and more for cheaper, but the iPhone is shiny and advertised all the time, so people buy it instead.
Guy 1: I just bought a new iPhone, isn't it awesome?!
Guy 2: Nothing I haven't seen before.. why'd you waste the cash?
Guy 1: Didn't need anything else.
Guy 2: You didn't need that either.
Guy 1: Good point.
by Kritias July 04, 2007
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A fairly good phone with a great user interface. The browser is top notch and easy to use, albeit limited by the slow edge connection. Great for settling arguments using wikipedia or passing time watching youtube.
The iphone isn't the greatest thing ever but I like mine.
by anon321 September 11, 2007
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