Inverurie

Town in the North East of Scotland like Aberdeen built of granite but unlike Aberdeen not populated by scummy toonsers.

By far the centre of the entire universe. Home of rich English wankers and violent wankers. Dont go out on the weekend unless you want to be battered by 40 and 50 year olds who think there still 16. The local school produced true Scottish heroes like Richard Arnold, Peter Nicol and that boy Callum who shoved a toilet brush up his arse and had a wank over gay porn.....in his work toilets. Barry Robson also went there but he died as a Scot the day he signed for Celtic.

Inverurie is my home and truly the greatest place in the entire world, kicks the shite oot of any other North East town especially Meldrum, Rothie and the cunts in Kemney

Person:Want to go out in Inverurie on Saturday?
Second Person: Aye i am tired of living anyway

by Rurieloon September 11, 2009

invirtu

Within virtual reality. Something inside of a computer simulated environment.

If Oculus Rift is a success I will be spending a lot more time invirtu.

I've got a Canadian girlfriend invirtu.

by Jorden K L May 25, 2014

inverallochy

Inverallochy is a small village in the far corners of the north east of Scotland, also known as Cotton. Here it rains milk and honey as it is the true promised land, unlike those filthy inbred quities from St.Combs some people may think Inverallochy is belger but they are far wrong that is the retarded neighbours that live across the road in Cairnbulg

Tourist "hey I want to visit Inverallochy or as you call it belger"

Cottoner "how dare you, filthy quitie

by Von Roys Barmy Army June 26, 2014

lina inverse

Sorceress. Creator of several powerful spells, such as the Giga Slave. 16 years old. Wields the Demon Blood Talismans. Also known as the "Dragon Spooker," and "Bandit Slayer."

by New September 13, 2003

Invertagina

1. When a girl pulls her labia outwards to their full extension, and then places them into a penis pump. She will then pump until she can pump no longer, at which point she will double tie(or as many as needed) a rubber band around the lips forming a structure similar in shape to a limp penis.

2.It is the antonym of a mangina

Cindy fucks Steve's mangina with her invertagina thus allowing neither of them to get off.

by pearljammers August 9, 2009

Inverted Sloth

The act of masturbating, or performing other sexual acts while hanging upside down.

Dude! I totally just walked in on my roommate doing an inverted sloth on the loft!

by Its late... December 2, 2009

Inverse brownie points

The bad credit generated from an unfavorable deed or action, often without intent...

I had a few too many at Dave's bucks party, passed out and peed in the bed while Jane was asleep next to me, serious inverse brownie points...

John accumulated further inverse brownie points by commenting that for a big girl, Sarah did not sweat much...

by Sebbo87 October 24, 2010