Instagram

A place for normies to get likes and post normal things that they think it's cool, you can instantly get ten followers if you type in random hashtags

Normie 1: oh my God I took a picture of this tree and got 1 million likes, this is epic Instagram is the best

Normie 2: epic indeed my friend

by Orgasmic being January 11, 2019

instagram

a place to get body dysmorphia

therapist "why do you think you're depressed and have body dysmorphia?"
Me- " Instagram"

by appleateawatchandlife February 16, 2021

Instagram

Verb

To overuse "vintage" or "classy" (i.e. pretentious) filters, brightness and contrast settings on a picture in order to disguise lack of photography talent.

His composition isn't bad, but everything else about his dog pics was instagrammed.

by Tispian August 25, 2013

Instagram

A place for white girls to take pictures of their friend laughing while not looking at the camera with a caption saying how much they love their friends. Oh and Starbucks

"That girl is taking a pic of her coffee"
"Lol, she must have Instagram"

by ima fucking sloth mmkay? December 3, 2014

Instagram

An app and a websie where you can post pictures you can follow profiles and like there pictures.

I'm going to check my Instagram

by Phyre Flaming December 20, 2014

instagramming

To jack off to someone's pictures on Instagram

I was Instagramming to that chick's pics last night

by A mothafuckkin starfish May 17, 2014

Instagram

A photo sharing app which is a lame way of becoming popular that people use to take vein and stupid selfies. People who use Instagram tend to become addicted and eventually there whole life becomes consumed by it. People who have it are often referred to as Instatwats and will do whatever it takes to get more followers than all their friends

A: Hey I just got Instagram did you see my latest post
B: Yeah, you finally become one of the Kool Kids.

by Fishd June 27, 2014