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Manhole Inspector

A male of a strange persuasion. A man who spends a great deal of time inspecting, to the point of entering, other men's holes, specifically the bumhole.
Don't bare yer arse in front of that geezer over there, he's a bloody manhole inspector. Poofy git!
by Max December 11, 2003
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Parking Inspector

A malevolent being that haunts parking lots. They are often found leaving their evil markings on the windshields of cars, claiming that their victims owe them money.

They are conjured by the dominion known as 'The Council' in secret satanic meetings.
Victim *looks at car* FUCK THE PARKING INSPECTOR FUCKIN' MARKED ME CAR
by Gamblo March 13, 2014
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Parking Inspector

A person employed to be an pain in the ballsack and only really exists to raise revenue for councils. Ironically the revenue they are raising will put them out of work when they are replaced by automated parking infringement machines.

Reference: www.parkinginspector.com
That parking inspector is handing out parking tickets. What a ballsack.
by ihatecouncils February 13, 2010
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gunt inspector

One who inspects gunts, either with the owners permission or not; methods of inspection can include stealth manoeuvres that can have high success rates when the owner is wearing a tight t-shirt, or is in a sitting position.

A chief gunt inspector usually obtains the owners permission, and will have racked up at least 10 gunt inspections, kind of like 'taking one for the team', but on a regular basis.
The gunt inspector showed me what she was really like OR if only the gunt inspector was here.
by ScottUK May 21, 2006
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lawn inspector

The guy out on your lawn picking mushrooms
neighbor: GET OFF MY LAWN!
mushroon man: I'm the lawn inspector
by Agent Banks April 17, 2008
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size inspector

A perverted girl who always wonders how big of a dick everyone has. Somehow she finds out!
Politician: I can't believe Hillary! She's such a size inspector
by Walrus guy February 6, 2017
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pavement inspector

Someone lying face-down in the street, either due to drunkenness, drug overdose, fatal stab wounds, or living in Chigaco.
"We've got a pavement inspector on 4th and Delbrooke
by Dr_dude January 12, 2019
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