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The road to hell is paved with good intentions

promises and plans must be put into action, or else they are useless.
They didn't mean to ruin your birthday party. The road to hell is paved with good intentions, they probably just wanted to help.
by PurpleDragonFire September 30, 2016
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Tactical Insertion

The act of inserting a straw into two throbbing penis's and then proceed to rub each other off. Who ever makes the other ejaculate is the winner and shall celebrate with the oozing winnings of the other opponents dick milk.
Cock blocking isn't cool man, you owe me a tactical insertion.
by Thisngadoog August 30, 2011
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hot beef insertion

the act of putting a guy's penis into a women's vagina
I did a hot beef insertion on that girl last night. It was hot.
by smokin' trees and fuckin' v's December 28, 2010
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Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware

Windows Vista, the most FAIL operating system ever created for its generation.
Kaspersky : DING! Your computer has viruses!
Norton : DING! Your computer is infected!
Spybot : DING! Your computer has spywares!
McAfee : DING! Your computer has Trojans!
Ad-Aware : DING! Your computer has adwares!

You : Viruses Infections Spyware Trojans and Adware! Screw this, I'm getting Windows 7.
by Prodo123 March 7, 2010
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Lithium injections

A awesome band, some might say that they are the best band on earth. Very many people know about this band and you should be one of them!
"Lithium Injections" the best band ever
songs:rrracoon and many other songs to follow.
by lithium band June 18, 2010
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High Times Inventions

From the Book Of senses.

These are the inventions purely made while being high on marijuana.They are strictly made to make communication easier and are not offensive at all.These inventions are only understood by very inteligent people,or people under the influence of marijuana(because of the increasement in creativity),anybody else will think that they are pointless or they use the defence mechanism of calling it "offensive" because they dont understand it.
some sober dumb person:"I dont get the point of all these words that you guys use,its so offensive"

Nik:"No theyre not,theyre just High Times Inventions"
by Nik Armi February 4, 2010
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Florida Sloth Insertion

The Florida Sloth Insertion is when:
You tie a girl to a pole in a hanging position so she looks like a sloth. You then begin to anully penatrate hur anus. Now you get and orange and begin to rub it up and down her body. After doing this you get the orange and shove it into her vaginal orifice. Beware because this is when shit gets freeky. You now stick your penis into the orange which is placed in the girls vagina and begin to thrust rapidly giving the girl an extremely erotic feeling.
"Me and Kenny G tried the Florida Sloth Insertion last night. It was absolutely amazing."
-Ice T
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