beans in your pants

Referring to someone who is being goofy or overly energetic. Not dissimilar from “ants in your pants.”
Karen, calm down. You’ve got beans in your pants.
by FiestaNic October 1, 2019
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check your pants

Phrase used to mock someone, usually an oponent, after they are beaten by an amazing display of skill in a sport, video game, competition, etc.

Refering to the "opponent" being so shocked and/or amazed as to have shit himself/herself
*lacrosse player with the ball jukes right, behind-the-back-split- dodges to the left, leaving his defense man lying on the ground in the wrong direction, and he rips a shot in the corner unopposed.

team yells to the defense: "Check your pants!"
by tehb October 27, 2007
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Shirt Your Pants

Shirting your pants is a metaphor for shoveling worn sweaty rags into a shirt and then marinating it in blood and pee. You take the 'shirted' item, place it in some pants, preferably an expensive pair by the Shirtee, and nail it to their doorstep. Shirt on fire is, as you can guess, a variant where the Shirter sets the Shirtee's Shirted pants on fire.
"Yo man, I just shirted my mum's pants!" "Haha! Oh, Jerry, you're a psychopath." "Watch out, man, I'll shirt your pants too..."
by MorrowMorrow November 10, 2021
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Hold Your Pants On

A phrase used to tell an annoying child to be patient. Synonymous with "cool your jets" and "hold your horses".
Freshman - dude, dude, dude, when are you going to give my back my backpack?!

Senior - Hold your pants on.
by Happysquirrel93 April 29, 2009
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Geeked your pants

When one has commited a particuarly heinous act of cleverness, nerdiness or Hermione-ness. Stupid boffin.
"Eurgh, what's that smell? It must be Dexter, he's geeked his pants well and proper this time!"
by BumcrackTheDog November 15, 2004
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drop your pants

the movement that started it all! viva la revolución!
Let's all drop our pants and have sex with animals!
by weirdopunk May 25, 2003
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