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Imagine Dragons

An annoying electropop/pop rock band from the western USA. Their highly manufactured, computer-generated sound gains them a large following. Fans will range from people that accept that they are a pop band to people that will INSIST that they are Alternative Rock. While their lyrics may resemble modern rock, Imagine Dragons lacks the orgasmic guitar distortion that defines modern rock and metal. They even will only use guitars in two or three songs, relying on Synthesizers and sampling 99% of the time. Do yourself a favor and don't listen to this garbage unless you accept that it's not rock music.
Music nerd: "Ugh, Imagine Dragons? I guess you like pop rock then."
Normie: "It's only called that because it's popular, man"
Music nerd: "It's hardly rock! They only use guitars in like two fucking songs and they aren't even distorted!"
Normie: "The correct term is alternative rock."
Music nerd: "If it's that popular than it's not exactly alternative."
Normie: "Fine, listen to your screamo."
Music nerd: "Dying Fetus is NOT FUCKING SCREAMO!!!!"
by death metal dorkwad June 15, 2019
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imaginedragonsdeeznuts

An excuse to say dragon deez nuts after someone says imagine because they are being fucking annoying and little shits. The joke is after who the fuck named their band imagine dragons.
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by imagine dragon deez nuts April 5, 2022
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imagine

A saying originated by the popular Gamer and Catfisher JLC. A saying very difficult to understand, only for the highly intelligent.
eH0: "Hey how was your day?"

Bushy: "imagine"

eH0: "What the fuck"
by Rivlleducks May 3, 2018
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Imagine Dragons

An annoying ass electropop "rock" band that are called alternative rock even though they're not even close to being alternative. Linkin Park, Avril Lavigne, Fall Out Boy, OneRepublic, Train, Green Day, Panic! At The Disco, and Blink 182 are alternative rock because they use guitars in their music used to create modern rock. Imagine Dragons lack this. They're often loved by normies who don't know a goddamn thing about rock music but pretend to act like they do. In other words: generic ass boring late 2010's pop "music". See Maroon 5, Taylor Swift, Charlie Puth, Demi Lovato.
Normie: Imagine Dragons is the best alternative rock band of all time, imo.

Rocker/rock fan (me): No, they are not.

Normie: Why?

Rock fan: Because they don't have the guitars required to create modern rock. Avril Lavigne, Fall Out Boy, Train, and OneRepublic are alternative pop rock. Imagine Dragons are crappy pop "rock"

Normie: You only call it pop because it's popular, idiot.

Rock fan: No, I don't! Imagine Dragons don't even use guitars that much so they can't be referred to as rock. They're electropop. They're even in Teen Titans Go!

Normie: The correct term is "alternative rock"

Rock fan: No, it isn't. You just listen to any garbage on the "hard rock" radio stations and assume everything they say is true. It's not alternative.

Normie: Ok, whatever man, this conversation is over. Now go and listen to your emo rock.

Rock fan: Avril Lavigne is not emo you bastard!!!
by Raspberry Necessary 35 February 26, 2022
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@Imaginetears

a sissy with no life who kissed Ariana Grande's butt with high ego and likes to twist facts. he likes to comprare women to other women.
he's SO obsessed with swifties and Taylor Swift.
"who is that? he's so annoying"
"dude, that's @Imaginetears, he's a liar and manipulator!"
by Prof, Carly October 31, 2020
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think this is bad? imagine what a nestle chrunch is.

when you had a hershey squirt but you left it for too long coz u couldnt get home or a refreshing pair of underwear, and it doesnt come out of your panties so you have to throw them away...and your partner "accidently" sees them and goes...UUUHHHGGGG MAN!!!! THATS A BIG OLD HERSHEY SQUIRT!!!!! and you say no..its a nestle crunch...
1.your partner "accidently" sees them and goes...UUUHHHGGGG MAN!!!! THATS A BIG OLD HERSHEY SQUIRT!!!!! and you say no..think this is bad? imagine what a nestle chrunch is....its a nestle crunch...

2. you were simpily hungry, so you dove in...to their pants....uuuhhhhggg...ewwww man!!!
by connnor/ conniethecow April 27, 2006
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Imagineering

Bleeding edge development of new and exotic products, often without adequate prototypes or product testing, sometimes with devastating or expensive results. Associated with pushing products to market.
The 1940's Lockheed reverse canard solid fuel flying-wing alpha prototype (the human bottle rocket) was imagineering at its best.
by roadkill July 18, 2005
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