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certified ice cream sandwich 

If you say this you are a complete fucking retard and a Grade A dirt squirrel.
I said that a girl was a certified ice cream sandwich today, I think it's time to join the autism class.

Icecream Sandwich 

When a white person is having a threesome with two black people
Jerome: "Yo Jamaal, I got front you got back!"
Tara: "What is this some kind of icecream sandwich!?!"

Icecream sandwich 

The act of ejaculating into one's hand, then fisting a woman's vagina with it. Bonus points if you, or another person licks the jizz out. Creamy deliciousness.
Cum and fisting are my favourite things, why not combine them into an icecream sandwich?
Icecream sandwich by Avakadoogirl February 10, 2020

astronaut icecream sandwich 

ive saw in my dreams but i couldnt taste it inside dream, its all because i didnt taste irl, and i have no memory of tasting it thats why

Brown Icecream Sandwich 

When you jizz on a woman or man's ass then 2 guys or girls shit on the jizzy ass and you smush the butt cheeks together.
I thoroughly enjoyed the brown icecream sandwich last night!!!