Ian

Simply the most amazing, perfect, breathtaking, heart stopping individual to ever grace the earth with his presence. You know the Dark Ages? That happened because he wasn't here.

Astoundingly intelligent, hilariously witty, amazingly beautiful, and simply the epitomé of sheer awesomeness. Any words that you can think of that is any way complementary embodies everything that Ian is. Every time someone says the word "Ian" Chuck Norris' hearts stops. The only reason he isn't dead yet is because he's immortal. Like Ian.

Ian selects his friends carefully, as only people who -in some way- reflect his awesome ideals are given the absolute honour and privilege of being called a friend of Ian. Many have died due to sheer ecstasy simply thinking of being named a friend of Ian. The highest honour possibly given to a human being on this planet is being named "Ian's Best Friend", but the position is currently vacant due to the last candidate's head exploding trying to wrap their head around the concept.
Sam: "You know Ian, right?"

Jason: "Of course I know IAN, he's only the supreme emperor of the entire multiverse!"

Sam: "Yeah, well, I heard one time he kicked Chuck Norris in the balls and he thanked him for it"

Jason: "I wouldn't doubt it for a second, it is Ian after all"
by Axires September 26, 2011
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Ians are either an asshole, or an awesome person, there is NO in between
Example 1: Ian is pretty swell guy! good to hang around with

Example 2: make sure you STAY AS FAR AWAY FROM IAN AS POSSIBLE
by Mr.Senoir April 14, 2020
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Hot, sexy, cute, and an all around awesome guy. He is good at grinding, and plenty of other amazing things to rock a girls world.
I want to go over to Ian and have "fun"
by Sexyali May 04, 2011
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A guy who everyone loves, he doesn't have a mean bone in his body. Someone who would give the shirt off his for you. Ian is amazingly talented! A guy worth crying for... Ian is is an amazing artist and songwriter. He is so nice that he would jump in front of a bus for you. It's a blessing to know someone like him. He has a great sence of humor and a laugh thats funnier than the joke:). He has a personality that make you melt on the inside. He makes you feel so special and indescribable it's crazy. ALL AROUND GREAT, AMAZING, AND AWESOME MAN YOU WILL EVER MEET!!! period.
Girl 1: hey who's that guy? He seems so sweet and nice i wish i knew him!
Girl 2: I dont know looks like an Ian to me...
by Ian's art buddy;D June 08, 2011
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Ian is an amazing guy who tries to be friends with everyone and he is very funny, silly, and cute. Any girl would be lucky to have him, He is an intelligent person with great humor
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Oh,where to start. Ian is a truly amazing friend. He has the most beautiful bright green eyes and his smile lights up the whole room when he walks in. He comes off as a total jerk,but he's really a nice,funny guy. Ian is also very smart and dorky. He loves searching things he doesn't know about on Google. Ian is always there for you when you need him. That is of course,if you are friends with him. He's a blond at heart. Ian loves video games,television,and movies. Comedy is definitely his favorite genre when it comes to movies and tv. Ian absolutely LOVES to laugh. He'll laugh at almost anything. He's very sweet when he wants to be and cares A LOT about his friends. Ian is my best friend.
Girl#1-Eww it's Ian.
Girl#2-Yuck! Ian..what a jerk!
Girl#3-Silence.
Girl#4-Hi Ian!
Girl#5-Silence.
Boy#1-Hey look it's Ian.
Girl#6-You know what people Ian is my best friend so shut up! He's AWESOME!
by awesomeanonymous May 28, 2011
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Somebody who everyone thinks is "uncool" but on the inside he is caring, and he is emotionally intelligent, able to feel what you are feeling, as well as good looking ;) Most people named Ian came be defined as above.
1) We love you IAN!

2) That dude is such an Ian.
by NicoleDaAwesomeChick June 06, 2010
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