illiterate

In some circles, used as a synonym for incompotent in any way, regardless of any reading ability. For example, it could be used to describe a bad driver, someone who sucks at videogames, or someone who fails a test.

OMG, you illiterate n00b!

by jmtas June 14, 2006

iLitist

Someone who thinks their iPod is better than your portable media device.

Shayne is an iLitist dissing my Zune.

by chrisxdarsh March 6, 2009

illiteratary

Being illiterate somewhat of the time.

God damnit Jalrule, stop being such an illiteratary fuck boi.

by StenchySocks January 2, 2017

iLiterate

Someone who cannot figure out how to use their iPhone

Jen is so iLiterate, she keeps sending me screenshots of her texts

by Scuba_steve September 29, 2019

Illiterati

The poorly educated cult leaders who run the world’s governments.

How people as dumb as Lauren Boebert and Marjorie Taylor Greene became members of congress is beyond me. They must be members of the Illiterati.

by eekwhim February 10, 2022

ILLITERATE COCKROACHES

ILLITERATE COCKROACHES are a punk band

ILLITERATE COCKROACHES is my favourite band

by Rubbish world July 4, 2023

Grocery store illiterate

When someone is told to get a specific item at the store and they come back with something totally wrong/different/random.

Or, when one cannot find a very simple and/or easily displayed item at the grocery store.

I asked Brian to get green chiles for my taco salad and the fool came back with hormel chili in a can, he is so grocery store illiterate.

"Excuse me, where are the candy bars?" -brian

"In the checkout line, where they always are. Are you grocery store illiterate or something?" -store employee

by Caityj August 27, 2013