ipod nipples

when a girls nipples are the size of the click-wheel on an older generation ipod.

"Oh man, Beth has some big titts, I've never noticed that before."

"Yeah, but I'm sure she has ipod nipples..."

"I'd still like to scroll through her songs."

by Woobers June 9, 2009

ipod

A rectangle that holds music, videos, or photos. Contrary to popular belief, it is not the Anti-Christ or the cause of the downfall of Western civilization. I purchased one so I can have my entire CD collection in the palm of my hand, not so I can say OMGZ LoOk At My Nu iPoD!!11

I bought an iPod to play music on.

by Lot 9 Adam January 1, 2007

Gods iPod

The one and only. Sometimes reffered as the godPod, the only known 1,000 gigabyte, gold plated platinum super diamond iPod owned by the big guy. Most likely full of God-like music such as Zeppelin, Floyd, Stones, The Who, Beatles, Hendrix, Nirvana, Sabbath etc. His iPod most likely sits on a solid gold docking station, blasting earth shattering riffs 24/7 (weeks in heaven time) pissing off most of his angelic neighbors. His 11th commandment; Thou shalt not complain about Hendrix, has been a hassle for the angels, but Satan can even agree, as he too has some wicked ass tunes on his satanPod. Complete with a pair of Skullcandy buds crafted from clouds.

God - yo St. Peter! come check out Hendrix's face melter in Voodoo Child

St. Peter - sweet deal bro, i love Gods iPod

by sweetdefinitionsdude101 December 23, 2010

Ipod Deafness Syndrome

Deafness caused by an ipod blaring in one's ear. Often really, really, annoying and occasionally provokes anger.

Jake "Dude, where's the food?"

-silence-

Jake " wheres the &*&4 food!"

Rick "don't bother dude, he's got Ipod Deafness Syndrome.

Jake "oh."

by KrispeKream February 23, 2010

ipod nano

Apple's latest incarnation of its hugely sucessful iPod. The iPod Nano allows users to insert 1,000 songs up their ass.

Now my dream of fitting a hundred albums into my rectum can finally come true, thanks to the iPod Nano. Thanks, Apple!

by JakeStar October 4, 2005

Ipodiot

Ipod-iot n. 1) Person who listens to their Ipod or other personal music devices at too high a volume resulting in possible partial or complete hearing loss and disability. 2) Person who listens to their Ipod, personal music or gaming device or cell phone with headphones at too high a volume and is distracted from their surrounding environment leading to and, or, causing injury and accident to themselves or others. 3) Person who dies or wins Darwin Award because they listen to their Ipod or other personal music devices at too high a volume and lose situational awareness resulting in their own death.

The Ipodiot won the Darwin Award and died when she crossed the street into oncoming traffic because she wasn't paying attention and her Ipod was too loud so she didn't hear the horn on the cement truck that killed her.

by bburgis November 13, 2009

iPod Whiplash

iPod whiplash happens when a person has a wide range of songs of different genre on the same playlist. Each song unexpectedly throws the person into a different genre, causing iPod whiplash.

"I was listening to System of a Down on Kat's iPod, then all of a sudden I was thrown into a Barry Manilow song. I totally got iPod whiplash!"

by abblaz88 April 13, 2010