hypertyper

one who types like a suger rushed 14 yearold.

your the biggest hypertyper on earth, you need to chill.

by S..S October 28, 2008

hypstopia

The Dystopian fool's paradise that results when hipsters have finally completely consumed and cannibalized culture and anyone who has had anything to say against it has been effectively suppressed, ignored, and/or stigmatized. A prevailing blandness (despite often loud fashion styles) permeates all in existence. Elitism with a D.I.Y. look masks a gentrified consumer slave state that is destined to consume itself. Narcissism is masked by a shrill, hyper-"sensitive" obsession with political correctness for the sake of it and the appearance of diversity without the mess of the actual thing. A blase "enthusiasm" (at best) for "creativity and diversity" masks an innate fatalism and a rampant sense of apathy. All previous cultures and subcultures are dead and/or assimilated. Anger at the overhyped stagnation is considered by most to be reactionary, hateful, and even bigoted. The soul of all culture is dead while zombie hipsters play with its corpse and wear smug smirks on their faces and call it an act of counterculture when all they're really doing is sucking each other off and declaring themselves the arbiters of good taste, intellect, art, outsider lifestylism, etc. Everyone else left alive is too rich to care, too brainwashed to object, too bigoted to prove the hipsters wrong, and/or too desperate, powerless, and voiceless to make a difference.

When living in a hypstopia, authenticity is like sex. Both fetishized and stigmatized, it is used to sell everything but the real thing.

by VyleK October 14, 2012

Hypeatitus

Hypeatitus is a common affliction before the release date of (insert popular video game/movie/politician/etc. here). Eventually those afflicted with Hypeatitus have resentment/disappointment for product "x" as they gave it too much hype and unrealistic expectations for the product once it is released.

Some symptoms of onset Hypeatitus include:
1. Constant thoughts of product "x"
2. Speculation of product "x"
3. Involuntary spreading of hype for product "x"

4. Pre-ordering product "x"
5. Shelling out more money for the "special edition" of product "x"

There is no cure for onset Hypeatitus. At least none has been found currently. Preventative measure can be set in motion in order to resist contraction of Hypeatitus.
1. Watch and look up NOTHING for product "x" before release date.
2. Turn off your Internet
3. Punch friends in the face if they try to give you Hypeatitus.

Example of Hypeatitus:

(Easily excited Edward): ERRRRMAGERD I just saw the trailer for "The Duty Call 7: Electric Boogaloo"! I have to tell you all about it!
(Skeptical Sally): Oh god no! Don't you Dare!
(EEE): But WHY?! Duty Call is the Best ever!
(SS): No means no! I don't want to catch Hypeatitus before it comes out. Don't ruin it for me Ed!

by WageSlave2014 August 27, 2014

hypoesthetic

Decreased sensation(true meaning).

Dim wit (ud meaning)

Hypoesthetic fool

by skull 💀 bash September 27, 2014

hypertrophic scar

A scar that's bothersome and unsightly because it's raised above the skin and looks like a lump due to too much collagen being produced during the healing process of a wound. It feels itchy and sometimes painful, too. It may take several years for them to flatten and fade, but until then they're a real pain and you're going to spend a bit of money on silicone sheets and scar gel to remove them. On the bright side, at least it's not a keloid.

"I have a few hypertrophic scars on my neck that have gotten me kicked out of my girlfriend's house because her parents thought they were hickeys."

by Dead Cardboard Box September 7, 2016

Hypertransitate

The word you use when you want to win final fibbage.

The fungus causes cicada wings to hypertransitate

by phrmashwrma November 1, 2019

hypostupical question

Similar to a hypothetical question, a hypostupical question posits a theory or principle which at a glance would seem to be easily defined or solved, yet it borders on the fine line of being totally opposite of an simplified theory or definition due to a decrease of common sense and an influx of bullshit.

Let me ask you a hypostupical question. If Trump refuses to move on January 20 will someone actually escort him out or will he become a squatter?

by chudster85 November 9, 2020