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human urinal

A person who serves as a urinal for men by drinking their urine, saving them the trouble of traveling to a bathroom.
My human urinal drinks my piss so I don't have to get out of bed in the morning.
by cmhsub December 20, 2008
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human doing

A critical perspective term from a mindfulness point of view wherein folks see themselves as functions or things rather than allowing a simple state of being to exist.
Once you go from being a human doing to allowing yourself to exist as a human being, you’ll never go back!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2019
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human roomba

That thing of when you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around the floor eating garbage. Also known as a "hoomba/humba".
The hottest clubs in New York have rooms full of human roombas.
by GamerGirlCheez July 26, 2012
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human research technician

the politically correct terminology for someone who enjoys reading and/or memorizing the little tidbits of information you can learn by scouring a friends facebook page.

used for those who are offended by the term facebook creeper.

there is a facebook group devoted to this cause.
'facebook creeper' is offensive; i prefer 'human research technician'.
by oggles January 13, 2009
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Humanesque

(1.) adjective - Having a human appearance or demeanor. (2.) adjective - Resembling a human or possessing human qualities.
(1.) "The statue of Diana was intricately carved and carefully detailed, giving it a humanesque appearance."

(2.) "The chimpanzee's laughs and smiles were very humanesque."
by the specter August 5, 2007
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humanary

Having to do with humans. This term was popularized in the 1975 Alice Cooper song, The Black Widow.
Person 1: The words he says are true!

Person 2: Your'e right! We're all humanary stew!

Person 3: Ahh! We're gonna die!
by Scrawn March 2, 2008
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human intelligence

Something teachers make up for you to learn when they have nothing planned.
by yardbirdsmith March 8, 2017
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