Unlike some of those human hating racists who've infested this site, i say that humanity is the greatest race! It is true that we made sometimes stupid things, we are very good at fucking things up, but who gives a shit about that?!
We're still the most intelligent and one of the most numerous beings in planet earth. Most humans are more intelligent than some fucking dolphin. Humanity will live on, and most propaply, we will exterminate, conquer and enslave every other non-human being in this universe.
And you human hating, racistic fucks out there: Humans have evolved from monkey state, and we will evolve more.
We're still the most intelligent and one of the most numerous beings in planet earth. Most humans are more intelligent than some fucking dolphin. Humanity will live on, and most propaply, we will exterminate, conquer and enslave every other non-human being in this universe.
And you human hating, racistic fucks out there: Humans have evolved from monkey state, and we will evolve more.
Humanity spreaded across the universe, and slaughtered and enslaved everything in its path. Don't mess with humans!
by human-and-proud-of-it. May 03, 2007
by Barry Bonds May 13, 2006
the smartest and most advanced living organisms to ever exist, who somehow manage to be the dumbest things on the planet.
person 1: humans are the smartest things in the universe
person 2: so why don't they act like it
humans make stupid mistakes
i love humans
i hate humans
i like dogs more than humans
person 2: so why don't they act like it
humans make stupid mistakes
i love humans
i hate humans
i like dogs more than humans
by allthingsever May 31, 2014
A mammal that lives all over the world, going to officers and carrying out buisnesses in large areas of the world. It's natural habitat is a big city but some prefer to live in a jungle.
natural habitat-its natural habitat is that large looking cities made up of cement and other materials. There are strange looking things that they use to transport. Humans mostly like to live in tropical rain cities but some like to live in deserts and rain forests. godzilla is the major enemy of the humans.
food:-its an multicultural omnivore.
population:-humans are found mostly in groups, gangs, cabinets etc.
sexual behaviour:-the female human, a woman and a male human (man) lives together for about 40 to 80 years maximum normally ,and is capable of giving birth to babies. In order to find a partner, both female and male attract each other. Unlike in dogs, the female human ass is sexy for all the animals and there had been few cases where female humans devoloped sex relationships between other animals. The reason for such an relation ship (according to scientists) is that the male reproductive organs are sometimes very small and not impressive. How ever humans have devoloped many stages of having sex but most efforts were made after immitating other animals like their pet dog. If one look at the dog and the human ,the dogs lick both human and dog legs. Now dogs like to lick human legs and rejects the female dog legs. This is a very tight situation that female dogs have to face over female human invaders.
baby humans- they are called children.
relationships with other animals- humans are like other animals but animals get very exited when they see sexy female humans letting their legs to be licked. It is very hard for an elephant to keep its trunk out of female humans tits and they at once put the trunk and the female humans seem to like it.
natural habitat-its natural habitat is that large looking cities made up of cement and other materials. There are strange looking things that they use to transport. Humans mostly like to live in tropical rain cities but some like to live in deserts and rain forests. godzilla is the major enemy of the humans.
food:-its an multicultural omnivore.
population:-humans are found mostly in groups, gangs, cabinets etc.
sexual behaviour:-the female human, a woman and a male human (man) lives together for about 40 to 80 years maximum normally ,and is capable of giving birth to babies. In order to find a partner, both female and male attract each other. Unlike in dogs, the female human ass is sexy for all the animals and there had been few cases where female humans devoloped sex relationships between other animals. The reason for such an relation ship (according to scientists) is that the male reproductive organs are sometimes very small and not impressive. How ever humans have devoloped many stages of having sex but most efforts were made after immitating other animals like their pet dog. If one look at the dog and the human ,the dogs lick both human and dog legs. Now dogs like to lick human legs and rejects the female dog legs. This is a very tight situation that female dogs have to face over female human invaders.
baby humans- they are called children.
relationships with other animals- humans are like other animals but animals get very exited when they see sexy female humans letting their legs to be licked. It is very hard for an elephant to keep its trunk out of female humans tits and they at once put the trunk and the female humans seem to like it.
the dog always sleep near the human couple to get horny and that is one reason you find domestic dogs with larger cocks than normal. humans are very sexy, and dogs in the other hand are not so sexy but they make use of cute little human females who let dogs to do what ever they like.
by Yehan January 05, 2006
The most wily of animals, the most patient, the most obstinately dedicated to the cruel desires of its own power.
God gazed down in horror at that cunning ape he'd christened "human", and mouthed the words: "What have I done?"
by TheWatcherOnTheWall December 23, 2013
by penis headed goat May 08, 2019
The most inelligent species on the planet, which means that in the event that they screw up, the results are that much more catasrophic. The severely egotistical member of the primate family
by wrestlingfreak October 14, 2006