Howzit

A contraction for “how is it?” Or “how is it going?”

Max: Howzit Adam?
Adam: Good, I just placed first on Fortnite.

Mom: Emma, try my new cookie recipe.
(Emma takes a bite)
Mom: Howzit?
Emma: It’s really good. Try one Dad.
Dad: It looks burnt.
Mom: Why don’t you just eat the dough then?
Dad: I would but you won’t let me!
Mom: (sigh)
Emma: Are you getting a divorce?
Dad: No Emma, over baked cookies are not grounds for a divorce.
Mom: Funny.
Emma: (crying)
Mom: Wutzit?
Dad: Emma, Mom and I are just messing with each other.
Emma: It’s not that...I chipped a tooth!
Dad: Ha! Umm...sweetie, call the dentist.

by man-at-arms August 4, 2018

howitt

an absolute nightmare of a human to deal with. constantly complains yet ignores all advice. often goes on about some of the most brain dead things as if it were the return of the messiah. overall an absolute "Howitt."

did I mention the pseudoscience nonsense with the astrology baloney ?

stop being such a "howitt"

by jon roton March 24, 2021

Hopsitality

A beer patrons appreciation towards a well served beer

Thanks for the drink and great Hopsitality!!!

by Helix Houdini April 5, 2021

housit

Slang for house-sitting, where you look after someone’s house while they aren’t there.

My sister Avery is making bank during her housit!

by Theodore Edward February 23, 2022

howito

latino howie

yo howito!

by 1358123123 March 11, 2022

Hows it feel to be a little bitch

You’re my favorite person in the world

Hows it feel to be a little bitch? What did you say? I said you’re my favorite person in the world.

by OnyxRosee July 19, 2023

German howitzer

When you eat to much German food and you end up taking the biggest dump ever

I went to octoberfest and ate so much I ended up delivering the German howitzer

by Thorgrim 1965 July 19, 2017