hollingered

The phenomenon where an NBA sports journalist will irrationally choose the Memphis Grizzlies or a Memphis Grizzlies player in a matchup versus a superior opponent. This phenomenon occurs because of the success of one John Hollinger. He is the lone success story of a sports journalists crossing over into the front office of an NBA team. He is the Vice President of Basketball Operations for the Memphis Grizzlies and the the hero of all of his journalistic peers. Because of this, they will applaud and favor anything that he does in hope of his journalistic cinderella story becoming a similar happy ending for them.

J.A. Adande hollingered that prediction.

by Turfright April 18, 2014

honeylingus

The act of getting the last of the manuka (or other variety) out of the jar by using one's tongue rather than a spoon or other utensil.

My brother looked both guilty and ashamed when I walked into the kitchen and caught him in the middle of an act of honeylingus.

by PorkPie1987 March 7, 2017

howering

When you’re so tired that you have to take a cold shower to stay awake and you try to tell your friends what your doing, but your so tired that you can’t say the word shower

Dude I was so tired so I just finished howering

by Anjonu April 23, 2018

Diva-Howling

Distantly related to singing, the act of warbling the length and depth of the musical scale all on one note, ad nauseum. Usually culminating in screaming and/or screeching. Known to cause intense irritation and pain. See: Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, Beyonce, Christina, etc.

I've had enough diva-howling to last a lifetime with all of those ads for WW and Jenny Craig and Nutrisystem and whatnot.

by Kerawave January 12, 2012

Vincent Hoefling

otherwise known as pussy crusher or a gut splitter. A Vincent Hoefling normally wields a above average clog monger for destroying his female opponents.

That chick is nasty, shes been destroyed by a Vincent Hoefling.

by dkevans89 April 19, 2018

Lee Hollinghurst

He is the human example of trash. He loves politics and children. Stay away from him at all costs.

Lee Hollinghurst is the best teacher ever!
Precedes to get beat up

by Bob Crachit January 21, 2020

William hellinger

Used to describe a tiny stinky goblin that’s usually around 4’11 and lies about a lot of pointless things

“Wow your being such a William hellinger”
“Tigy stop being such a billy

by Jack boonga November 14, 2021