by Mango January 02, 2003
When a couple is on a date and you can tell it's a blind date or guilt induced by how mismatched the pair are. It makes for a really uncomfortable situation.
I went out with Ron because I didn't know he was considering it a date. All night, people kept looking at me funny like it was a hostage situation.
Honesty: "I can't go out with you because it'll look like a hostage situation."
Honesty: "I can't go out with you because it'll look like a hostage situation."
by MadamexXx March 04, 2009
by Rotormitch January 10, 2008
A stupid, lazy woman who spawns many children to live off tax money and care for herself. And every now and then, her kids.
That octo-cunt is a hostage mother. Where is child services?!
by Fleurdelisa October 14, 2010
when a person (usually canadian) holds a conversation for an unreasonably long time while you keep trying to leave
person 1: dude what took you so long to get to work?
person 2: my neighbor held me canadian hostage for an hour and a half
person 2: my neighbor held me canadian hostage for an hour and a half
by jankfart December 12, 2014
When a country’s “zero Covid” policy leads to more restrictions and bans on both locals and aliens, often creating irrational fear and panic buying among them due to a shortage of fresh produce in wet markets and of basic essentials in supermarkets, including the closure of religious sites and hair salons nationwide.
by MathPlus February 09, 2022
Man: "I really don't want to shit yet, I'ma keep my hostage hatch shut!!!"
Man 2: "Nigga you tweaking!"
Man 2: "Nigga you tweaking!"
by Rent payer December 01, 2022