Horse Man's Revenge

You're fucking a girl in the ass and she tenses up so tight that the inside of her large intestine rips off onto your dick and then you start fucking her in the vagina, using the intestine as a condom so she doesn't get pregnant.

Dude, did you hear mercer hit her with the horse man's revenge last night?
Her ass will be sore for a fortnight.

by sam brenner November 10, 2009

Jakob's Horse

When you put a rubber band around a horses balls so your friend Jakob gets kicked

we pulled a jakob's horse the other day, it was wild

by jakobslobber12 December 20, 2023

Flying-Horse Jockey’s Fan Club

People who believe that a man who allegedly flew to Jerusalem on a winged horse is the final prophet of God.

I saw a lot of lefties at the ceasefire now demonstration…..oh and the Flying-Horse Jockey’s Fan Club.

by The Thegn of Tottington February 5, 2024

Astor's Pet Horse

Way over-dressed for whatever occasion is at hand.

"Myra looks like Astor's Pet Horse in that hat and high heels at the picnic."

by DarcyDog December 20, 2018

S&M horse

A S&M sex toy usually made from wood in a triangle like shape /\ the woman takes her close off and rides it causing both pain and pleasure very kinky shit.

Last night i played a video game that had a hot babe as the main character and when i lost the boss made the babe ride an S&M horse while she got whipped it was awesome.

by Freaky Jason October 13, 2009

what's the scene horse

used to greet a person or friend you know or have not seen for a long time.

aaron:whats up.
levi:what's the scene horse.I ain't see you in a long time.

by trinitaz May 16, 2009

That's what makes for horse racing!

If everybody thought the same, then they would all bet on the same horse, then nobody would make any money. Hence, different views make horse racing possible.

Dan: "Everyone goes home from school for the weekend to be with their mothers, its lame."

Jenn: "That's what makes for horse racing!"

by Irish Wisdom 11111 March 19, 2010