Hoof Job 

Getting jerked off by a sheep. It can also refer to the act of being jerked off by a club-handed woman

Danno loves to love sheep and dreams of receiving a hoof job one day

Hoof Job by robjohn105 February 18, 2008

hoof hugger 

Another term for a foot job, appropriate when the giver's feet are a little hairy or the act is animal-like or extremely vigorous.

She gave me a hoof hugger so hard, I had to wrap my cock in gauze afterward. There was so much friction, I thought we were going to start a fire!

hoof hugger by Something Bigger June 3, 2009

Hoof Hands 

'Hoof Hands' is an insult, derived from the Spiralx forums, when a popular user changed his avatar, by making the hands into "hooves." A user was quick to mock him on this, deeming him, hoof hands. It then evolved as a nickname and insult.

"Shutup guys"
"No you shutup, Hoof Hands!"

Hoof Hands by Josh (Doom_Wake) March 24, 2005

Hoof Burger

A horrible distorted camel toe, that is hairy just like a fur burger, but more farmyard and stronger.

"ewww jamie said lauren had a hoof burger"

"maaan no way, thats discusting, does it bite?"

Hoof Burger by joemillslol October 24, 2008

hoof pussy 

another name for camel toe. it allows many more of god's hoofed animals to be a part of the degradation of women.

ma'am, excuse me but did you get kicked in the hoo-ha by a goat recently? no? well then pull your pants out of your snatch crack you sicko. i can't even enjoy this BLT looking at that thang. talk about inconsiderate. geesh

hoof pussy by chad yazzells August 14, 2005

Hoof Hearted

a phrase that sounds like "who farted"

P1: Hoof hearted.

P2: Not me.

P3: I meant the horse's name is hoof hearted

P4: I SAID NOT ME!

Hoof Hearted by snafu love November 12, 2016

Hoof Hearted

The last horse to cross the finish line

God, that horse sucks, what's his name?

Hoof Hearted

Hoof Hearted by VP July 2, 2004