hobby homo

A man who is not gay per see and is apparently heterosexual for all intents and purposes but occassionally enjoys sex with other men.

Sam is a hobby homo. He likes pussy but says that gay guys give much better head.

by james savik February 1, 2008

Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch

An exclamation of surprise or dismay.

Robin: Holy Hobbling Christ on a Crutch Batman! The Joker really clobbered you with that one!

Batman: Shut the fuck up Robin.

by Anthony Gally August 3, 2007

hobbit cock

a penis that is so hairy that the hair even grows upwards on the shaft of the penis

related to the fact that in the movie version of Lord Of The Rings, the hobbits had thick body hair on top of their feet and on top of their hands

"so i was gonna go south of the border, but no no no!
he had some MAJOR hobbit cock action going on!
as soon as he does some serious manscaping then we'll be good to go!"

by sam madsen July 6, 2007

White Trash Holly Hobby

A disgustingly stupid girl who steals from everyone . She uses men for their money and drugs screaming at how she loves sex to trick men . She is not classy and she has a very bad reputation along with drug problem. She never wants to do anything better in life ..

She is such a white trash holly hobby that she runs around saying she likes to fuck as desperate men fall for that classless statement.

You know that white trash holly hobby is such a stereotype when you think about how many of them fail in life making excuses blaming others …

by Heyoka October 28, 2023

Hobbit's Leaf

A slang term referring to Cannabis commonly known as pot or weed.

"Man can I get some hobbit's leaf from you later tonight?"

by Jason Nelson April 3, 2006

hobbit bob

Misunderstood term when attempting to say "Harvard Bar" in a bad Boston accent while quoting Good Will Hunting.

You: "so this is a Haah-vahhd Bah, huh? ... I thought there would be equations on the wall"

Friend: "Hobbit bob? What the fuck is a hobbit bob?"

by deviousrlm October 21, 2009

Hobbit Crotch

Having an excess amount of hair on or around ones private region, to the point of being comparable to a hobbit's feet.

Josh exposed his hobbit crotch to Lacee, who promptly got out of his car and vomited on her shoes.

by Chikaleen March 30, 2007