mario herpes

The storm cloud in Mario Kart Wii which shrinks the user and can be passed between cars simply by bumping into each other.

Shit, I thought it was cool driving with Peach, but all I ended up with was last place and mario herpes.

by Biggie Smalls for mayor February 21, 2009

Shit Heroes

Those superheroes of excretion who have proven themselves to be the true masters of the poop world.

Although I’ve passed a few monsters myself, I cannot compete with the ultra-humongous, knock-down stinking turd mountains excreted by the Shit Heroes.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 27, 2019

Maltby Heroes

The legendary drivers of Maltby lorries who display Pork Scotch's cone in the back in order to taunt important security guards and provide amusement to everyone else. Otherwise known as comic geniuses.

Flobule: Look Dad, the cone's still there! Why don't they take it out?

Dad: Because they're heroes, son. Maltby heroes.

by Benny Twadge May 18, 2009

Hogan's Heroes

1. A Hit T.V. show series that showed in the early 1960's and proceded through the early 1970's. Which was about a bunch of Allied prisoners in a P.O.W. camp(led by Col. Hogan)in Germany During WWII which caused mass DESTRUCTION to the Nazi war Effort By tricking the Luftwaffe and Gestapo in numerous ways with out ever getting caught. Hogan's Heroes, definitely brought out the TRUE meaning of WWII.

2. Col. Hogan- one of the most extraordinary Colonels (An extreamly Smart person) or possessing super smart quick mental thinking under great pressure.

1.
-without Hogan's Heroes, Hitler would've positively won WWII with out a doubt in anyone's mind.

2.
-Maybe I can't beat him physically, but im definitely gonna pull a Col. Hogan on his ass.

by Kevin Ajemian July 22, 2008

heroes of might and magic 3

An absolutely AMAZING game for computers, with replay value that kicks that of the popular Xbox game Halo even though it was released three years earlier and is a sixth-person view game that runs in its own DOS shell, and it doesn't really measure up, graphics wise. You have the opportunity to customize virtually every aspect of the game, and this power is only enhanced with add-ins like WoG and Modhomm3. This is a phenomenal game that has kept me entertained since the day I bought it and you should also get it. Produced by 3DO.

I have beaten all of the scenarios and campaigns on "Impossible" difficulty, including all the 94 that I made. I needed a new challenge so I downloaded about 200 more. This is going to take a while.

by Demon Phoenix 1337 September 18, 2004

Scarf Heroes

Individuals pretending to help other socially, similar to bullies, they try their best in hurting people struggling with depression, anxiety, etc.

Scarf Heroes are awful. Don't get help from the Scarf Heroes. Nipper from Banjo Kazooie does not approve of Scarf Heroes. Scarf Heroes enjoy drinking tea and being bullies.

by Scarf Failure Joe August 7, 2016

relationship herpes

A toxic, viral relationship that infects you at the most inopportune moments, ugly and painful. It can affect all future relationships. The only known cure is death of the host or the virus. Whichever comes first

Hey dude, did you just run into your ex?

Yeah, my relationship herpes acted up. Ruined my dinner...

by kacz January 2, 2014