Heading to Craigsville

An expression used in place of, "We're fucked." Commonly used on Jump Mountain during bear season when hunters have lost their dogs and the sun is rapidly setting.

"Well, we lost our dogs when we were chasin' a bear, so I guess we're heading to Craigsville."

by APkid January 21, 2009

headingley girl

Leeds' very own version of the valley girl (USA). Usually attends Metropolitan University due to general lack of intelligence and resides in the headingly area. Main interests involve spending parents cash on alcohol fuelled self destruction, ridiculously large sunglasses (to be worn all year round & indoors), blonde hair-dye and generic tribal-style tattoos which are always located on the lower back (see arse-antlers).
Will frequently begin drinking around midday and can be easily identified as they will be the loudest person in the pub and will be heard making statements such as the following:

" OH..... MY GOD! Last night I was, like.... SO DRUNK! And it was like, OH MY GOD.... This guy came up to me at the bar and he was all like "you are like well fit innit, can i get you a drink love?" and he was all like trying to slip GHB in it or whatever but i totally didn't care cos i was like, SOOO drunk and i just like, drank it anyway. Anyway later on the bouncers tried to thow us all out and we were all like NO WAY MATE and i went up to him and threw up on his shoes and it was like, SOOO FUNNY cos i was SOOO DRUNK!!!"

note: will always use AQI (American Question Intonation) whereby the tone of the voice is raised at the end of every phrase, no matter how incoherent, making it appear to be a question. this is true to most headingley girls despite the fact that they all come from hampshire....

by Local folk May 31, 2006

Hendrina

Usually a womans name from south africa and used by old farmers.

She is a loving kind woman but wild.
She loves her family more than herself,

She has brown hair and brown eyes and can be a total bitch sometimes tho she

Will always be a good mother. This woman is always up for an adventure

and is sometimes fiesty and will never back down from a fight. All in all she is
a remarkable woman with a caring heart
and a giving personality.

Yes aunt Hendrina will always be like mother too me.

Are you crazy? Hendrina will beat you up!

by Oom pieter January 2, 2021

one handing it

when you're driving and beating the meat 12:15ing or most commanly known as masterbating

eww look at that dude one handing it in the car with the playboy mag

by horny bastard October 16, 2005

henrina

The meaning of the given name Henrina represents compassion, creativity, reliability, generosity, loyalty and a love for domestic life.

Henrina will always be there for you no matter what you have done to her in the past.

Once you need her she will always be there.

by April4687 January 17, 2019

Heading for Alabama.

A synonym for "not going to happen" or "nope", similar to Hurricane Dorian.

"You want to come over for some kale salad and a Sex And The City marathon?"

"I don't think so. That shit's heading for Alabama."

by Danger Ape September 6, 2019

Henning Head Bob

the act of nodding your head, in agreeance with a comment. comparatively to a bobble head, but not as bouncy, well... maybe a little bounce. usually the henning head bob follows with an "alright" or "umm".

me: "hey man, how's your day going?"
not alan: "good man, just got my borla exhaust put on, and bought a new tactical shotgun"
me: "you said that yesterday"
not alan: "alllllllllllllll-right" *Henning Head Bobs head*

by throat_yogurt69 October 12, 2020