by Kerb December 01, 2004
by ratfeast February 18, 2016
A slang term for an older women, after menopause and before old bag Usually aged in their late 50s to mid 70s. The term is in comparison to elderly female chickens. They are too old to be a milf and too young to be a hag Most old hens migrate together in a stampede of depleting oestrogen. They can be seen gossiping in that back of church, squawking at their husband, or homesteading the local dairy queen
Think the Golden Girls.
Think the Golden Girls.
Oh good God, don't you old hens have better things to do than gossip about the preacher?
Watch out son, theres a herd of old hens coming through. Nothing gets between them and a Dairy Queen chicken tenders basket.
Don't listen to them old hens, they sure have a lot of opinions on other people's relationships, while their own husband can't stand to sit in the same room as them.
Watch out son, theres a herd of old hens coming through. Nothing gets between them and a Dairy Queen chicken tenders basket.
Don't listen to them old hens, they sure have a lot of opinions on other people's relationships, while their own husband can't stand to sit in the same room as them.
by Squidward_Tennisballs August 29, 2018
That typo someone in your family (usually your parents or grandparents) look up after they hear you talking about hentai to your friends
I heard my grandson talking to his friend about hen tie
My grandma is so stupid she looked up hen tie instead of hentai
My grandma is so stupid she looked up hen tie instead of hentai
by ZaccMDL August 06, 2017
by majid_aryaee October 17, 2010
A pornish hen is a woman (or girl) who posts risqué pictures of herself on Facebook or other personal pages; or who does so in internet communities. This is a play on the term Cornish hen.
by evil pop tart October 15, 2009
When I came home at 3 pm after a night out, my Roommate Becky started mother-henning the crap out of: where did you go? what did you do? who were you with? Fuck. I need to move out.
by Poley on the Pole June 18, 2018