Helming

The act of shoving one's head up the anus of a man. This requires either surgical modification of the sphincter or EXTREME anal training with buttplugs. I honestly cant imagine this being possible, but there's some fuctup people out there and I'm sure its been done by somone.

Tired of rodents and peni, Richard Gere decided to finaly allow Jacko to savagely stretch his ass with a series of huge buttplugs and within a week of teribla anal torture he was ready to be HELMED, to take the greasy pale head deep in his anus.

by guilty_spork December 5, 2004

Helming

Helming - (verb) The act of working the top of ones head into a vagina. When complete the owner of said vagina sits atop the head like a helmet.

Naomi is such a connoisseur of fetishes, she literally sets sexual trends. Right now she's enthused by helming and docking. It's so South Eastern European.

by BrianSpastic March 5, 2010

Luke Hemmings

luke hemmings ur eyes are so blue
please let me do the frick frack w u
dont play w me boy
bc that shit aint cute
luke hemmings b my boo
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(follow @iconic.t.h and @pretty5sosispretty

"Luke Hemmings is great"

"I know"

by michaelislit December 8, 2018

Jack Hemmings

Jack Hemmings is my dADDY!-and Luke Hemmings (from the band 5 Seconds of summer ) brother.
Jack hemmings is the hotter and better brother.

Coll: i wanna sit on top of Jack Hemmings.
5sosfam: word.

by Dalylabeanxx June 12, 2018

hemmingway

(1) An alcoholic
(2) To become intoxicated, usually on box wine

When my girlfriend dumped me, I went Hemmingway for three days straigt

by themroxfordbobby January 7, 2004

hemmingway

The greatest writer of the 20th century.

You wish that you were half the man Hemmingway was.

by apocalypse5 August 29, 2008

Hemingwasted

(adj.) To be inebriated to the point of utter and complete incoherence and unawareness, akin to the intense libations of the Lost Generation writers, one of which is Hemingway, who drank quart after quart of hard liquor to numb the pain of their expatriate lives.

Sven: I want to make like Hemingway and get wasted.
Svetlana: No, let's get Hemingwasted.

by His Fjordship March 5, 2011