Sift Heads
Sift Heads by Enclave69 December 13, 2020
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Today on “Heapass is Aclamationable,” Heapass aclamations definitions.
Aclamationable (adj)-
Making shit up.
Aclamations (v)-
Makes shit up.
Burgeon (v)-
To, *inhale* one who burgeons, in the fieeeld. One who, likes to burgeon, themselves. To, *pause* burgeon, shush. Burgeon...
Making shit up.
Aclamations (v)-
Makes shit up.
Burgeon (v)-
To, *inhale* one who burgeons, in the fieeeld. One who, likes to burgeon, themselves. To, *pause* burgeon, shush. Burgeon...
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hearsay
GUY1: i heard that kid over there eats his own feces for breakfast, true story.
GUY2: dude, that's most definitely hearsay...goof.
GUY1: honda is going to take a shot at the fast food industry, they're gonna push mcdonalds off the radar.
GUY2: where do you get your info from idiot fuck? stop falling for hearsay.
GUY2: dude, that's most definitely hearsay...goof.
GUY1: honda is going to take a shot at the fast food industry, they're gonna push mcdonalds off the radar.
GUY2: where do you get your info from idiot fuck? stop falling for hearsay.
Hijacked Headspace
Hijacked Headspace is a Comedy podcast created in 2011 by George Shantz and Jamie Merkel. It can be found at www.hijackedheadspace.com. Funny Shit!
I listen to Hijacked Headspace. Fucking Funny
Dumb Person: Hijacked Headspace isn't funny, It's offensive
Normal Person: Shut the Fuck Up
Dumb Person: Hijacked Headspace isn't funny, It's offensive
Normal Person: Shut the Fuck Up
Hijacked Headspace by tyler2009 January 4, 2012
cause-heads
Individuals who take an issue and stick with it or protest it for about a week; a mob of liberal environmentalists concerned about everything but doing little about it
As you walked around the anti-globalization protest, you could hear the animal rights cause-heads chanting "Save the whales!"
cause-heads by Webster September 30, 2004
headshave
The act of shaving someone's head bald. A lot of people think this is just using clippers to buzz their hair really short, but they're not doing it right. A real headshave consists of buzzing hair really short and then using shaving cream and a razor to shave it clean. To the skin.
If someone says "oh look i'm shaving my head", ask them whether they'll use shaving cream. Most of the time, they'll say, "No, I don't want to be completely hairless!" Then you'll know you've found someone who thinks they're shaving their head, but they're just getting a buzzcut.
If someone says "oh look i'm shaving my head", ask them whether they'll use shaving cream. Most of the time, they'll say, "No, I don't want to be completely hairless!" Then you'll know you've found someone who thinks they're shaving their head, but they're just getting a buzzcut.
I gave Sofia a headshave last night. I buzzed her head and then used shaving cream. She didn't have a single hair on her skull when she left this morning.
headshave by A Guy Harmonizer (FIGHT ME) January 15, 2017
Humberside Headset
A vulgar sexual deviation, an act which is caused by a "slapping" of the cheek using one's Penis or other sexually orientated device. A Correctly performed "Humberside Headset" causes a headset shaped bruise from ear to mouth upon the right hand side of said face. I.e A shaft-like line down the side of the face caused by the "body" and a circular shape on the chin caused by the helmet of said device/and or Penis.
Explicitly referenced towards Phil Brown, manager of Hull City FC (Humberside) for his persistent wearing of such gear (Headset,) and his insulting intent to ruin premiership football for the whole of the north east, not including Makems. In particular his last day antics during the 08/09 Premiership Football season, upon which he sang unceremoniously after Hull survived relegation.
Explicitly referenced towards Phil Brown, manager of Hull City FC (Humberside) for his persistent wearing of such gear (Headset,) and his insulting intent to ruin premiership football for the whole of the north east, not including Makems. In particular his last day antics during the 08/09 Premiership Football season, upon which he sang unceremoniously after Hull survived relegation.
1. Guy 1: "I met this cute girl the other day... found out she was a Hull City fan..."
Guy 2. "So... what did you say to her?"
Guy 1: "Nothing, just gave her a 'Humberside Headset' and told her to leave..."
2. That Phil Brown is some tosser, id love to see him at the next game bearing the embarressment and indignity of a real 'Humberside Headset'
Guy 2. "So... what did you say to her?"
Guy 1: "Nothing, just gave her a 'Humberside Headset' and told her to leave..."
2. That Phil Brown is some tosser, id love to see him at the next game bearing the embarressment and indignity of a real 'Humberside Headset'
Humberside Headset by MagpieAndOutlaw August 17, 2009