talledega dick head

a penis that is ran over by a race car and left with skid marks, its actually when u shit and use ur dick to whipe so it looks like skid marks.

Wow i heard Johnny did a talledega dick head with charlie video taping him!!!!

by Marro123 November 12, 2007

french dick heads

french dick heads-generally most of the population

all of them, apart from people who lived away from the other french people(french dick heads)

by <rob> June 19, 2006

dick head willy

he is a dick head willy

"WOW DICK HEAD WILLY

by ayyydude May 30, 2018

Water on the Dick Head

The uncomfortable sensation of a jet of water hitting the head of the penis while trying to masturbate in the shower. This occurence often results in having one's timing thrown off.

"This morning, before church, I totally lost my rhythm after having water on the dick head."

by Michael Kelley March 24, 2003

dick head of the day

it is the person that makes 2 many dick headed mistakes like trippin n falling

peter is the dick head of the day because he stole a scooter n fell on a curve

by KiDdZERO January 5, 2009

dick head jockey

a fag that enjoys rubbing cocks... hence being a similar to a DJ spinning vinyls.

use to describe someone... even if they are normal. good fun.

This club is full of them dick head jockeys....

by chellisector December 18, 2008

pig ass dick head

Rude annoying bastard that is just plain out annoying

That kid over there is a pig ass dick head

by yass boo December 22, 2014